John W. McEwers

Veteran Poet - 1,178 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

401. Who's That On My Lawn? 4/18/2013

Comments about John W. McEwers

  • Beth Johnson (2/17/2012 12:32:00 PM)

    interesting and amusing liked the part of the heart being wrapped up.Well done! beth

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  • Beth Johnson (2/17/2012 12:28:00 PM)

    amusing and provocative.Applebees haha! Loved it! beth

  • Beth Johnson (2/17/2012 12:23:00 PM)

    Hi John,
    I like this one.It was amusing dining out and comparing your wife to a pasta dish.Very fun and creative, Well done! beth

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Zoology

Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Condolences

Moody night
monday night
everybody had a bad day
sad day
but dont worry baby
the sun goes down
comes up
back up sometimes
its totally alright
everybody has a sad day bad day
sometimes.

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