John W. McEwers

Veteran Poet - 1,178 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

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Hits of Feb 16, 2012 Thursday

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1 21st Century Man 2
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2 A Good Flower Costs A Lifetime 2
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3 A Is For Anyway 1
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4 A Little Love To Give Like Flowers 1
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5 A Lonesome Walk Down High Street 1
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6 Afterglow: One 1
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7 Afterglow: Three 1
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8 Afterglow: Two 1
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9 Aggressive Woman 1
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10 Aint No Ties On My Neck 1
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11 All Of Tomorrow Lost At A Card Game 1
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12 Always 1
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13 Ambulance In Aisle Four! 3
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14 Amy, My Baby 1
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15 And I Awake To The Silence Of A Room 1
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16 Apollo, Lend Me Your Lyre! 1
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17 Apples! 1
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18 Arithmetic Vd 1
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19 At Night, I Think Of Trees Sailing 1
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20 Ate A Burger In A Bathtub 1
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21 Bad Coffee 1
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22 Baldy Boot Billy 1
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23 Bear Traps 1
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24 Beautiful Morning In My Happy Bed 2
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25 Beauty Is In Beautiful Faces 1
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26 Behind The Wheel Of My Dead Friend's Car 1
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27 Better Off In England 1
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28 Big Dog Good Dog Likes John 1
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29 Bright Lights, Pink Car 1
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30 Brown, Light Brown, And Green 1
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31 Built Me A House On Housefly Eyes 1
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32 Bunt 1
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33 Butterflies And Cyanide 2
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34 Call Me A Cab Or Buy Me A Steak 1
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35 Captain Of Souls 1
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36 Caress, Not Career 1
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37 Cats Think Clouds Are Marshmallows 2
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38 Chicken Sammich 3
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39 Cobalt Roaches 1
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40 Cold Dogs In My Ears 1
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41 Coldcase 1
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42 Condolences 1
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43 Creepy Gnome Behind A Rake 1
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44 Death With Emerald Eyes 1
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45 Disappointment 1
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46 Dishwasher Not Safe 1
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47 Doctor Cold Hands Keeps Putting His Fingers In My Mouth 1
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48 Don'T Worry, Mr. Bumblebee! 1
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49 Doobie-Do-Wah-Ah-Ah 3
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50 Eating Canned Soup On A Saturday 1
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51 Exit Only 2
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52 Experiment In Autowrite: Five 1
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53 Experiment In Autowrite: Four 1
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54 Experiment In Autowrite: One 1
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55 Experiment In Autowrite: Two 1
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56 Fast Lane Lover 1
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57 Fast Times In Fun And Fusion 1
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58 Fatal Flaw 1
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59 Fattening Relationship With That Woman 1
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60 Faulty Buttoned Heart Valve 1
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61 Feathers Do Not A Birthday Cake Make 1
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62 Flexible And Exclusionary 1
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63 Flower 1
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64 For All The Lovely Ladies 2
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65 Forget The Roses 1
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66 Four 1
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67 France Is For Lovers 1
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68 Freedom Isn'T For Us 1
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69 Friendship Is My Only Friend 1
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70 Friendship Is Nice For Her 1
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71 Frog Fire 1
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72 Frosty Firecrackers 1
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73 Ghosts Are Real To Me 1
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74 Glowphone 1
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75 Gold Star In My Veins 3
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76 Good Happy Thoughts 1
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77 Good Job For Him, Is What I Say 2
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78 Grand Theft Taco 1
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79 Grant Me Your Hand 1
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80 Great Big Deer Head 4
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81 Gross Things 1
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82 Grow Taller 1
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83 Guilty By Condemnation 1
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84 Hair Die 1
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85 Ham And Olives 1
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86 Happy Is Good 1
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87 Hardly Meat 1
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88 He Plays Scrabble Like Horses Riding Storms 1
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89 He Tried To Make Me A Man 1
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90 Heart Magnets 1
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91 Heartstrings 1
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92 Help You Please 1
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93 Her Eyes Shine Like Diamonds 1
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94 Her Walk 1
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95 Heroism 2
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96 Hold Me Till You Can'T 1
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97 Hold Me, Love 1
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98 Hope 1
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99 Hoping For A Feeling 1
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100 How Are You Not In On This? 1
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101 How Pathetic We Are 1
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102 How To Find Her 1
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103 How To Tie A Tie. 4
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104 How'D It Do? 4
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105 Humble Pancakes 1
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106 Hurt Me 1
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107 I Couldn'T Win A Hot Dog Eating Contest 3
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108 I Have A Lot To Offer You 1
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109 I Only See Him On Wednesdays 1
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110 I Spin In Public 1
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111 I Tried To Learn To Juggle 1
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112 I Want To Eat A Porpoise 1
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113 If 1 And 2 Were Equal 1
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114 If I Could Only Love You 1
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115 If It Burns, Flow Sweet Water, Flow 1
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116 If Life Was A Child Its An Orphan 1
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117 If Only You Loved Me 1
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118 If You Loved Me, You Would. 1
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119 If Your Smile Said Something Grand 1
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120 I'Ll Touch You Like He Won'T 1
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121 I'M Kinda Rather Impressed With Keg Man 1
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122 In Washington 1
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123 Insults, Tiny And Polite 1
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124 Interview With A Dead Man 1
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125 It Might Surprise You 1
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126 It Should Have Been 1
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127 Judo Lover Throws A Fit 1
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128 Justice Is Strong Willed Good 1
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129 Kate's Oubliette 1
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130 Killer Bees-Knees 1
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131 Politics For The Impolite 1
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132 Polka With Me, Mastiff 1
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133 Pools Of Tears Make Arms Bleed 1
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134 Rosebuds Like Angel Dust 1
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135 Sand In The Car 1
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136 Slow And Clean 1
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137 Smell The Dairy Air 2
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138 Start The Fire 1
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139 Timepunch! Nude In The Hallway 1
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140 Turtles 2
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141 Want More Hair? 18
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142 We Ran, But Never Got Far 2
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143 Weatherman 1
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144 What If I? 1
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145 When Is Never? 1
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146 When Love Strikes The Unlucky Rich 2
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147 When The Wonder Is Too Much 1
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148 Whenever I'M Down 1
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149 Where There Once Was A Woman, A Statue Stands 1
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150 White Pants, Inverted 1
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151 Whole Wheat Cracker 1
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152 Witchcraft Tells The Tale Too Well 1
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153 Work-A-Day 1
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154 Worm Food 1
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155 Write My Life 1
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156 You Cut Me Off - Love Lost Forever 1
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157 You Take My Money And Buy Her Shoes 2
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158 Your Intrigue In Me 12
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159 Your Love Is Due 1
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160 Your Love Is Remembered 1
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161 You'Re My Flightless Dovey Hero 1
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162 Zzebras 1
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Total 223 0
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