Jonathan ROBIN Quotes
Openly shared articulated harmony of individual ability to channel creative soul-song AWAY from the ego''
A finite succession of infinite opportunities''
Signals static individuals are unaware they COULD decipher''
''Major case prose makes minor case rose''Jonathan ROBIN
''DIFFERENCES AND DEFINITIONSJonathan ROBIN
What is the difference beween...
A sea captain and a corrupt judge?
One is in charge of sailors, the other charges, sells laws.
A welcome and an unwelcome guest?
One stays over, the other overstays.
A cross wire, and a worse crier?
Telephone and phony tale.
A merchant and a merchantman?
One sells wares, the other wears sails.
A poor singer and a harpoonist?
One wails scales, the other scales whales.
A gourmet and a gourmand?
One eats out, the other outeats.
A broker and a middleman?
One deals in shares, the other shares in deals.
A cheat and a forgetful person?
One looks over, the other overlooks.
A hunter and a coward?
One fights the ducks, the other ducks the fights.
Pollution and a poor sailor?
One is a a sea slick, the other seasick.
A salmon packer and a priest?
One cans goods, the other cans Gods, they both fish.
Propaganda and a bat?
One lights hate, the other hates light, and both are blind.
Woman of heart and woman of spirit?
One ambitions caresses the other caresses ambitions.
Rain is to cloudbreak what reign is to crowd break
HE: 'I go out whenever I please! '
SHE: 'You please whenever you go out! '''
''Mémoires de demi-mondaine:Jonathan ROBIN
Vingt mille lieux sous les draps.''
''Contrats Arabs:Jonathan ROBIN
Soit des pots de vin, soit dépôt de bilan.''
''Musique qui chauffe la salle:Jonathan ROBIN
Ré au mur.''
''Une primadonna passée :Jonathan ROBIN
Hier Ronde Elle''
''Un pervert en voiture:Jonathan ROBIN
Auto da fétichiste''
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The Accounting Of Hardship - Parody Robert Frost
Ask still less of money spent where the spender thinks it went,
for, despite reminders sent, it's too easy to invent
excuses not to find the rent.
Therefore before you consent to part with pound, or penny, cent,
helping friend to supplement his small yearly increment, -
before you lament, repent!
Management most competent needs some legal instrument
to avert an accident, subsequent predicament, -
If your friendships you'd cement by behaviour sapient,
avoid disillusionment by tactful expedient, -
‘tis best the question to ...
Miss Fire 0052
'Fire right! go! " kilted keeper calls:
from flight no feathered pheasant falls.
"Fire left! " scared second keeper bawls:
from fright, unprepared peasant crawls!
(30 July 2009)