Biography of Judith Driscoll Bryan
Judith Driscoll-Bryan is a prolific multi-talented writer with a quick witted smile and a love for the Miramichi.
She is a budding Canadian Humorist of Renown.
...(her mother thinks so, anyway!)
Judith is foraging ahead to perfect her own style of Comedic Rhythm + Rhyme. Currently, she views herself as just a mere fledgling amongst a flock of Poetic Condors!
She laboriously strives to someday reach Artistic Maturity and when this highly anticipated period of Accredited Fruition is met, she hopes that her Unique Creative Signature will be indelibly etched, onto the hearts of all!
Sad! But, true........
At the tender age of ten, due to Judith's gluttonous appetite for sweets, she secretly crawled behind an easy chair and devoured a whole box of candy.Much to everyone's dismay, especially hers, these happened to be her father's ''Liquor Chocolates''.
Ten years old and she was as drunk as a sailor, on leave and sick as ANY dog, could be...and so regretful of her greed!
Alas! To this day, Judith has never again, touched liquor or any intoxicants of any kind! In fact, she has never swallowed as much as an aspirin!
All this, because of the folly that befell her, that day.
''So, don't blame Inebriety,
For her fits of Fanciful Levity.
In truth, t'is Innate Creativity.''
I say this, most assuredly! '
Judith Driscoll Bryan Poems
Horace P. Maggot, of no fixed address,
Para-sailed thru life Criminally Obsessed.
Fast cash? His prize! Trickery? His game!
That's left me in such a perilous state.
Said 'Bye! ' to his warden and..off he went.
His bossy bride cried '' What a nerve!
A bully teased..'''Ha! Thar's Tomato Head! ''
Ego rot spurred psychotic tendencies.
Sat a Thinker in thought profound.
Oblivious of time; conscious of task
'Oh, Sweet Inspiration, where do you bask? '
Boo Hoo Leo
Famed as a gigolo and...'King of Tease'
Was Lover Boy Leo, of scant integrity.
Guilty as charged of Grand Larceny!
Now, a k a....Inmate Number 15673.
Narrator - Piteous Claire Bell...
A silver tongued fox with eyes of blue.
A Mountain of a Man, (any girl would pursue.)