Judith Driscoll Bryan
Biography of Judith Driscoll Bryan
Judith Driscoll-Bryan is a prolific multi-talented writer with a quick witted smile and a love for the Miramichi.
She is a budding Canadian Humorist of Renown.
...(her mother thinks so, anyway!)
Judith is foraging ahead to perfect her own style of Comedic Rhythm + Rhyme. Currently, she views herself as just a mere fledgling amongst a flock of Poetic Condors!
She laboriously strives to someday reach Artistic Maturity and when this highly anticipated period of Accredited Fruition is met, she hopes that her Unique Creative Signature will be indelibly etched, onto the hearts of all!
Sad! But, true........
At the tender age of ten, due to Judith's gluttonous appetite for sweets, she secretly crawled behind an easy chair and devoured a whole box of candy.Much to everyone's dismay, especially hers, these happened to be her father's ''Liquor Chocolates''.
Ten years old and she was as drunk as a sailor, on leave and sick as ANY dog, could be...and so regretful of her greed!
Alas! To this day, Judith has never again, touched liquor or any intoxicants of any kind! In fact, she has never swallowed as much as an aspirin!
All this, because of the folly that befell her, that day.
''So, don't blame Inebriety,
For her fits of Fanciful Levity.
In truth, t'is Innate Creativity.''
I say this, most assuredly! '
Judith Driscoll Bryan Poems
Eeeeeeek! I'M Scared!
.. Horace P. Maggot, of no fixed address, Para-sailed thru life Criminally Obsessed. Fast cash? His prize! Trickery? His game!
I do regret this evening's Blind Date, That's left me in such a perilous state.
Ode To Nakedness
FED UP with Marital Imprisonment Said 'Bye! ' to his warden and..off he went. His bossy bride cried '' What a nerve!
The Downfall Of A Peeping Tom (Ouch!)
In youth, his hair was Fire Engine Red. A bully teased..'''Ha! Thar's Tomato Head! '' Ego rot spurred psychotic tendencies.
Rais'N Hell At The Bar & Grill
In Trailer Park Zoo, North of Ludlow, Sue danced to the song on her radio.
Seldom Come By
. Dilapidated ruins on Moon Lit Bay, Nightmarishly stark in radiant day. Morbidly shaded when comes the twilight.
In a darkened room, void of sound Sat a Thinker in thought profound. Oblivious of time; conscious of task 'Oh, Sweet Inspiration, where do you bask? '
Artful Dodger Of Seriousness
A Cat Tale..... This Artful Dodger of Seriousness Was emotionally scant and an Egotist.
Past Hen Coops & Cows...
Fishermen, Farmers and Lumberjacks, With sweat on their brows and ache'n backs,
Quills & Ink Wells
Crystal hills become toboggan slides When the crimson blaze of Autumn dies.
Boo Hoo Leo
Famed as a gigolo and...'King of Tease' Was Lover Boy Leo, of scant integrity. Guilty as charged of Grand Larceny! Now, a k a....Inmate Number 15673.
The Battle Of Pompous Prigs
.. A mere Mortal am I, not infallible as I seem. I credit my endurance to my own self esteem. The error igniting such grievous fuss
A Sonnet..''Oh, Ye Beauteous Thieves..''
. Doth my eyes deceive or ‘tis Truth, I see? Two angelic beauts, twinning my delight! This proves what a Lucky Cherub, I be.
A Happy Hitch'N Day (''Hic-Cup! ''...X-C...
. The half-ton'll be crowded with m’ family and N-laws. Rid’n down the highway, all sit’n on bales of straw. Headed fer the CHURCH! (Such root’n, toot’n fun!)
Seldom Come By
Dilapidated ruins on Moon Lit Bay,
Nightmarishly stark in radiant day.
Morbidly shaded when comes the twilight.
Cloaked in foul gloom amid ebony night.
A chimney is proof of warmness, once felt.
Where go Humanity, within you dwelt?
'Neath rafters, now structurally unsound.