Kenn Nesbitt Poems
|1.||The Weather Is Perfect for Running||4/21/2015|
|2.||My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV||5/8/2015|
|4.||My Cow Bess||3/25/2016|
|6.||Lunchbox Love Note||6/12/2015|
|8.||My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus||12/14/2015|
|9.||My Computer Ate My Homework||7/6/2015|
|10.||Hello, My Name is Madison||7/15/2015|
|11.||April Fool's Day||3/31/2016|
|12.||The Marvelous Homework And Housework Machine||3/17/2015|
|14.||Basketball's My Favorite Sport||7/2/2015|
|16.||While Strolling Down The Beach Today||12/26/2014|
|17.||Benjamin Plays Bass Guitar||3/12/2015|
|19.||Autumn Is The Time Of Year||12/16/2014|
|20.||A Funny Christmas||12/16/2014|
|21.||Homework, I Love You||3/17/2015|
|22.||All My Great Excuses||3/17/2015|
|23.||My Dog Does My Homework||3/17/2015|
|24.||My Teacher Ate My Homework||3/17/2015|
|25.||Our Teacher's A Football Fanatic||11/29/2014|
|26.||Good Morning, Dear Students||8/20/2015|
Comments about Kenn Nesbitt
Good Morning, Dear Students
"Good morning, dear students," the principal said.
"Please put down your pencils and go back to bed.
Today we will spend the day playing outside,
then take the whole school on a carnival ride.
"We'll learn to eat candy while watching TV,
then listen to records and swing from a tree.
We'll also be learning to draw on the walls,
to scream in the classrooms and run in the halls.
"So bring in your skateboard, your scooter, your bike.
It's time to be different and do what you like.
The teachers are going to give you a rest.
I hope that you believe me,
for I wouldn't tell a lie.
I cannot turn my science homework in
and this is why:
I messed up the assignment
that you gave us yesterday.
It burbled from its test tube
and went slithering away.