Short And Quirky Rhyme
I once knew a feller called Bruno Keller,
Who worked in a cellar where he ate is paella
And chocolate nutella, and drank a lot of wine.
His friend Consuela Mellor was a Bank clerk-teller,
And along with Della Weller they were on the Bank's front line.
They both knew Uri Geller and his dad the diamond seller,
Who became a perfume smeller just to fill up his spare time.