The Right Religion
Three enemies argued every day; all different religions in their crew
"Jesus, " cried the Catholic, "Muhammad, " cried the Muslim, "Moses, " cried the Jew
"Let us wait and see then, for our deaths, and ask the Lord who is right! "
All three were attacked by animals and died the next night.
The three men walked through the afterlife and were greeted by God
They asked Him their question, and he thought it was odd.
"It does not matter who you chose