L. M. Flowers
The Diet Riot
To diet is a riot, on a diet this week off again the next;
That is the craze of the nineties.
Get that Slim-Fast
Drink it down and make it last and
Forget your eating habits of the past.
Richard Simmons says stretch and jump
Your way to a slim waist line,
My my, aren't we doing just fine!
Now, there is Jenny Craig who promises that