Lamar Cole Poems

She was feeling down.
So she bought a one-way ticket on a Greyhound.
She didn't find love but she found lust.
Humping on the back seat of the Greyhound bus.
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She wished that he was clean like a cat.
But he was nastier than a rat.
His bad personal hygiene habit brought such shame.
He wouldn't do right to save his name.
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When he kissed her lips.
He tasted life.
He knew that he wanted her for his wife.
When he touched her.
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He thought that he had game.
But she thought that he was so lame.
He would take her out for free dinners at the church.
She thought that he was such a jerk.
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His best friend's girlfriend was a real cutie.
And she had a big fine booty.
She looked like sugar candy on a shelf.
And he just couldn't help himself.
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He missed his girlfriend so dear.
So he had a beer.
Her leaving caused him to lose cheer.
So he had a beer.
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He told his girlfriend, let's go our separate ways.
He thought that she would beg him to stay.
She said, okay I don't give a crap.
Now get out of my house you worthless sap.
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A tomcat tried to impress a female cat with some dead mice.
He told her that they were good to eat and she said, they might have lice.
If you want to impress me, I will tell you how.
Go to the store and get me some Purina Cat Chow.
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His lust feelings just wouldn't rest.
Because Portia looked so hot in her pink floral dress.
He humped her to the bone.
And had her keep her pink floral dress on.
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His life was full of the blues.
Because he never learned to play by the rules.
He ended up in jail.
At night he would weep and wail.
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