He woke up in the morning wanting fresh breath and all.
He grabbed a bottle thinking it was Listerine.
But it turned out to be Pine-Sol.
He gargled and he did it well.
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He was crossing a busy street at an early hour.
When his electric wheelchair lost power.
He was hit by a car going too fast.
He felt like he had been hit by a dynamite blast.
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Raindrops fall from the sky.
Stars shine from the heavens.
Snow blows off the mountains.
All gifts from God.
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At one sitting, he was eating a lot of jelly rolls.
He began to feel guilty because the doctor had just told him.
That he had high cholesterol.
On his health he didn't want this to take a toll.
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Their love was a flower in full bloom.
Their love was sunlight entering a room.
Their love was a brand new romantic song.
Their love was everything right and nothing wrong.
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She was in the prison yard and felt like she wanted to die.
When upon her hand landed a butterfly.
It was as beautiful as can be.
And then suddenly it floated away so free.
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He and his wife were at the opera.
And he found it so boring.
His wife was embarrassed when he began snoring.
His wife elbowed him in his side.
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When she said that he was like a donut.
He thought that she felt that he was sweet.
And that he had a nice smell.
But she really meant that he had a hole in the head.
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He was on the river fishing and drinking Bud.
When his boat hit something with a loud thud.
It turned out to be a dead body.
A great day turned bad.
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