Lawrence S. Pertillar

Gold Star - 48,706 Points (February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

Lawrence S. Pertillar Poems

9761. Guess Who I Saw At The Mall? 1/3/2012
9762. Once Ditched 1/4/2012
9763. Unfinished Notes 1/4/2012
9764. For The Purposes Of Making Claims 1/4/2012
9765. The Outlook On The Horizon 1/4/2012
9766. Has My Delivery Come To You Too Easy? 1/4/2012
9767. Hidden Wishes 1/5/2012
9768. Without Lip Or Sucking Of Tongue 1/5/2012
9769. Where's Daddy? 1/5/2012
9770. What Point Is This You Are Attempting To Make? 1/5/2012
9771. So Happy I Am 'You' Said That 1/5/2012
9772. Fickled Bits Of Info 1/5/2012
9773. Screaming In Tantrum Fits 1/5/2012
9774. Sanitized Toilets 1/5/2012
9775. Biting Those Lips 1/5/2012
9776. Quadruple Jumps And Pirouettes 1/5/2012
9777. You Will 'Never' Be A Good Liar 1/5/2012
9778. Re-Invent And Undo 1/6/2012
9779. This Makes No Sense 1/6/2012
9780. U Rock 1/6/2012
9781. Commits To The Giving Of It 1/6/2012
9782. Either Run Or Duck 1/6/2012
9783. Commitment To Reveal A Truth 12/23/2011
9784. Given A Llicense With Rights To Thieve 12/23/2011
9785. This Mongrel Witnessed 12/23/2011
9786. So Bold Are Those Shoulders 12/23/2011
9787. If Devotion Is Expected 12/23/2011
9788. Roles They Play To Rehearse 12/24/2011
9789. If It Offends 12/24/2011
9790. Tasteful And Diversed, Exquisite Cuisine 12/24/2011
9791. Some Horrible Stuff 12/24/2011
9792. Evidence Sought 12/23/2011
9793. Lessons Taught 12/24/2011
9794. Once Having Had Common Sense 12/24/2011
9795. Hell Spiced 12/24/2011
9796. Like You And I Were In A Marriage? 12/10/2011
9797. Unified By Their Nonsense Making 12/10/2011
9798. That Dreadful Thing Upon Which Truth Depends 1/7/2012
9799. When I Opened My Eyes 1/7/2012
9800. Embedded 1/7/2012
Best Poem of Lawrence S. Pertillar

$10 A Gallon?

$10 a gallon?
For what?

'Does that really matter now?
When it approached
One dollar per gallon...
You should have voiced your concern then!
Not when your pockets have gotten thin.
And deepened to hold more lint!
You want to make cents?
Put these sunglasses on.
Grab a twig from a bush...
And get to begging!
You might gain some sympathy,
From someone who recognizes you are in disguise.
And they are in the mood,
To share with you their good attitude.
IF they have some of 'that' left! '

Read the full of $10 A Gallon?

Ghastly Ghoulish Rule

Why be dismayed,
By the eggs these chickens laid?
You were told that the rooster
Was a goosing hooting booster.
From the beginning it was said,
Everything he touched he poisoned dead!
And STILL you let him in your coop?
With all his stink and all his poot!
You should have given him long the boot!

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