Lawrence S. Pertillar

Gold Star - 48,706 Points (February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

Lawrence S. Pertillar Poems

17841. You'Ve Given Me A Lot 9/15/2015
17842. You'Ve Got A Stuck Up Butt 7/7/2009
17843. You'Ve Got It. Finally...You'Ve Got It 7/21/2012
17844. You'Ve Got Jokes, Huh? 11/24/2013
17845. You'Ve Got Lots Of Company 7/2/2011
17846. You'Ve Got Me 9/12/2010
17847. You've Got Me (Nightmares) 3/4/2017
17848. You'Ve Got Me Lifted 9/14/2013
17849. You'Ve Got My Heart Unlocked 9/14/2013
17850. You'Ve Got My Lovelight Locked 9/8/2011
17851. You'Ve Got The Life 8/20/2011
17852. You'Ve Got To 11/14/2011
17853. You'Ve Got To Choose With Choice 3/23/2013
17854. You'Ve Got To Knock It 8/6/2009
17855. You'Ve Got To Know Love 9/10/2009
17856. You'Ve Got To Let This Go 2/19/2011
17857. You'Ve Got To Notice... 6/14/2008
17858. You'Ve Got To Pray 4/9/2008
17859. You'Ve Got To Want To Get 1/25/2011
17860. You'Ve Gotta Gotta Go 4/5/2009
17861. You'Ve Hit Me With Your Karma 12/11/2008
17862. You'Ve Lost Me 5/3/2008
17863. You'Ve Made All Of Them Liars 2/23/2011
17864. You'Ve Said It All 3/30/2013
17865. You'Ve Selected Me For Your Trip? 7/24/2008
17866. Zapped 5/20/2006
17867. Zebra 4/27/2016
17868. Zenyatta 11/6/2010
17869. Zero 1/24/2008
17870. Zero Defects 1/22/2011
17871. Zero Zip Are The Benefits 6/30/2011
17872. Zero. None. Zilch To Erase 'Nots' 4/21/2012
17873. Zip It 5/23/2008
17874. Zombies Have Been Seen 8/10/2008
Best Poem of Lawrence S. Pertillar

$10 A Gallon?

$10 a gallon?
For what?

'Does that really matter now?
When it approached
One dollar per gallon...
You should have voiced your concern then!
Not when your pockets have gotten thin.
And deepened to hold more lint!
You want to make cents?
Put these sunglasses on.
Grab a twig from a bush...
And get to begging!
MAYBE...
You might gain some sympathy,
From someone who recognizes you are in disguise.
And they are in the mood,
To share with you their good attitude.
IF they have some of 'that' left! '

Read the full of $10 A Gallon?

Ghastly Ghoulish Rule

Why be dismayed,
By the eggs these chickens laid?
You were told that the rooster
Was a goosing hooting booster.
From the beginning it was said,
Everything he touched he poisoned dead!
And STILL you let him in your coop?
With all his stink and all his poot!
You should have given him long the boot!

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