Bad Stomach Virus! ! !
I hear there is a bad stomach virus going around! !
TIME FOR A CRAZY POEM! !
I once caught a virus, and it was bad,
It was the worst experience I ever had,
I ruined some pants and even some shirts,
That wicked virus really gave me the squirts,
My upset tummy just wouldn't quit,
I kept running to the bathroom to take a shhhhhhhh shower! !