There once was a man who saw a big house,
he looked like a toad and walked like a mouse.
He saw a diamond shining crimson red.
He thought to himself 'the owners are in bed'.
So he opened the door and went into the house,
silently scuttering just like a mouse.
He looked around, then sniffed the air,
slipping his hands through his short curly hair.
There was a loud snort coming from upstairs,