Biography of Mbongo Zoobistatoo
I have ben riteng poemz since I was knee-high to a pouch rat! My poppa said i could poetise about anything, but i lik snaks best...in my country meny sneks live in harmony wit me and my people, and we sometimes like too eet dem so much. i also write poems about de monkeys and shimpases dat roam and play gregariously in my jungle.
Mbongo Zoobistatoo Poems
September Snake, so sluggish, so sad, Is this the best summer you ever had?
De snakes to de left, de snakes to de right. De snakes are following me day and night. I want to eat dem, to fry dem fo meal… I want dem to bite me on my heel.
September Snake, so sluggish, so sad,
Is this the best summer you ever had?
Slithering and biting and “Fanging around“,
Sneaking up on folks with narry a sound.
You go to your hideout to catch a few ZZZZs
Or hang by your tail from the leaf-barren trees
And no one will bother you, no one comes near,
Not wild boar nor possum nor rabbit nor deer.