Merlin Isombard Ven Trout
Licorice Fanny in your bitter glory,
I watch you from afar.
Your beauty engulfs my attention,
like a moth to a flame!
I want you, oh Licorice Fanny,
Your sweet taste teases my sense.
Yet i resist my urges, because you are made of licorice...and i hate licorice! ! !