Michael Regan

Four Limericks

There was an old codger from Shere(1)
Who said to his wife “Have no fear”
When I think it’s all over, I’ll go down to Dover
And jump off the end of the pier

(if they have one. If not I’ll try Bognor.(2))

There was a young woman from Bray
Who washed herself ten times a day.

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