Michael Sweetbird

Diane was out ridin' them windin' internet trails,
and found me camped out on the lonely hearts page;
and even though it was rainin' and I was cold and damp
I wasn't interested in packin' up camp
to be a-movin' to her home ranch and her range;
'cause Loneliness can make a man's mind do things kinda strange,
like forgettin' the warmth that love brings to a heart;
besides, I had a hot fire and a thick steak on the flame
so I said, 'Thank you, Mam, but this lonely life is my part...