My Persnol Slave
'm making my brother my personal slave,
so now when I greet you my brother will wave.
He'll do all my homework; he'll take all my tests.
He'll clean up my messes and wait on my guests.
He'll hold out my hanky whenever I sneeze.
He'll say that he did it if I 'cut the cheese.'
He'll go take a bath if I play in the dirt.
He'll eat all my spinach, then feed me dessert.