nicolas m. soto

Rookie - 10 Points (August 7/1979 / Santiago de Cali)

Biography of nicolas m. soto

i enjoy watching nigerian soccer on sunday mornings. i also enjoy going to the zoo and throwing peanuts to the monkeys. they always thank me by showing me their bald asses. i also enjoy staring in a mirror until my face is no longer mine. i'm 26 and slowly dying.

nicolas m. soto's Works:

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Matter Of Time

the phone rang
it was Joe, so i said 'what's up, Joe? '
he said tara just killed herself
silence eyaculated all over the phone line

i wore my only suit
joe was having a rough day
but still the tie looked impeccable
hanging over my empty stomach

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