Nikki Richards

Rookie (Palmdale, California)

'Ode' To My Skinny Pants

I fooled the whole world for a number of years.
The opposite sexm, those gullible dears.
A sexy slim body, and cute little butt.
Had them acting like fools and behaving like nuts.
But old Father Time had a plan for this figure.
That cute little butt, well it only got bigger.
One life changing morning my pants wouldn't fit.
No pulling or tugging got them over my hips.
Denial, denial, surely they've shrunk.

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