Ogden Nash Poems
|121.||Very Like A Whale||1/3/2003|
|122.||What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later||1/13/2003|
|123.||What's The Use?||1/13/2003|
|124.||Will Consider Situation||1/3/2003|
|126.||You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat||1/13/2003|
A Word To Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Two Dogs Have I
For years we've had a little dog,
Last year we acquired a big dog;
He wasn't big when we got him,
He was littler than the dog we had.
We thought our little dog would love him,
Would help him to become a trig dog,
But the new little dog got bigger,
And the old little dog got mad.