Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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1 à Bas Ben Adhem 1
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2 A Caution To Everybody 6
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3 A Drink With Something In It 5
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4 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 19
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5 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 19
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6 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 5
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7 A Word To Husbands 35
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8 Adventures Of Isabel 48
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9 Always Marry An April Girl 25
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10 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 5
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11 Biological Reflection 6
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12 Celery 13
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13 Children's Party 14
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14 Columbus 6
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15 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 7
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16 Common Cold 11
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17 Crossing The Border 3
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18 Everybody Tells Me Everything 3
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19 Family Court 5
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20 First Child ... Second Child 5
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21 Fleas 17
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22 Further Reflections On Parsley 8
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23 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 3
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24 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 2
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25 Grandpa Is Ashamed 5
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26 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 2
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27 I Do, I Will, I Have 9
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28 Ice Breaking 5
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29 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 2
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30 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 7
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31 Introspective Reflection 2
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32 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 3
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33 Kipling's Vermont 8
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34 Lather As You Go 2
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35 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 1
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36 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 3
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37 Look What You Did, Christopher! 2
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38 More About People 2
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39 Morning Prayer 13
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40 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 2
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41 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 4
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42 Nothing makes me sicker 9
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43 Oh To Be Odd! 1
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44 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 3
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45 Old Men 3
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46 One From One Leaves Two 8
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47 One Third Of The Calendar 5
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48 Peekabo, I Almost See You 4
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49 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 5
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50 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 6
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51 Pretty Halcyon Days 8
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52 Reflection On A Wicked World 2
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53 Reflection On Babies 8
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54 Reflection On Caution 5
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55 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 3
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 4
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57 Reprise 10
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58 Requiem 8
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59 Samson Agonistes 5
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60 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 7
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61 Soliloquy In Circles 6
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62 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 3
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63 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 5
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64 Summer Serenade 12
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65 Tableau At Twilight 9
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66 The Abominable Snowman 2
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67 The Ant 3
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68 The Bargain 7
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69 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 3
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70 The Camel 6
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71 The Cantaloupe 4
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72 The Catsup Bottle 3
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73 The Centipede 8
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74 The Chipmunk 4
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75 The Clean Plater 5
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76 The Cow 2
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77 The Cuckoo 1
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78 The Dog 26
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79 The Duck 10
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80 The Eel 9
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81 The Firefly 5
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82 The Fly 9
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83 The Germ 7
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84 The Grackle 16
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85 The Guppy 3
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86 The Hippopotamus 7
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87 The Hunter 1
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88 The Jellyfish 5
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89 The Joyous Malingerer 7
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90 The Lion 24
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91 The Middle 12
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92 The Octopus 2
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93 The Ostrich 5
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94 The Parent 1
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95 The People Upstairs 2
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96 The Perfect Husband 6
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97 The Porcupine 2
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98 The Praying Mantis 2
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99 The Purist 4
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100 The Rhinoceros 7
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101 The Shrimp 2
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102 The Sniffle 1
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103 The Solitary Huntsman 3
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104 The Squab 3
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105 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 2
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106 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 12
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107 The Terrible People 1
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108 The Turtle 5
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109 The Wasp 2
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110 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 6
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111 To My Valentine 9
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112 Two Dogs Have I 4
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113 Very Like A Whale 7
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114 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 5
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115 What's The Use? 2
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116 Will Consider Situation 2
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117 Winter Complaint 1
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118 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 5
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Total 774 0
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