Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of May 14, 2018 Monday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 A Drink With Something In It 3
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2 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 31
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3 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 23
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4 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 5
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5 A Word To Husbands 28
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6 Adventures Of Isabel 107
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7 Always Marry An April Girl 48
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8 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 12
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9 Biological Reflection 16
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10 Celery 29
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11 Children's Party 12
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12 Columbus 6
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13 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 5
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14 Common Cold 36
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15 Crossing The Border 9
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16 Everybody Tells Me Everything 12
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17 Family Court 13
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18 First Child ... Second Child 14
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19 Fleas 18
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20 Further Reflections On Parsley 7
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21 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 5
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22 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 3
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23 Grandpa Is Ashamed 7
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24 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 6
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25 I Do, I Will, I Have 6
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26 Ice Breaking 7
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 12
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28 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 10
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29 Introspective Reflection 6
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30 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 14
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31 Kipling's Vermont 16
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32 Lather As You Go 5
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33 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 5
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34 Lines On Facing Forty 2
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35 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 4
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36 Listen... 2
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37 Look What You Did, Christopher! 6
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38 More About People 7
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39 Morning Prayer 18
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40 My Dream 7
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41 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 6
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42 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 7
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43 Nothing makes me sicker 31
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44 Oh To Be Odd! 12
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45 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 7
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46 Old Men 9
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47 One From One Leaves Two 9
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48 One Third Of The Calendar 7
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49 Peekabo, I Almost See You 8
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50 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 8
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51 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 9
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52 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 9
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53 Pretty Halcyon Days 11
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54 Reflection On A Wicked World 10
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55 Reflection On Babies 15
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56 Reflection On Caution 7
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57 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 9
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58 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 13
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59 Reprise 43
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60 Requiem 14
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61 Samson Agonistes 6
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62 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 9
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63 Soliloquy In Circles 11
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64 Song Of The Open Road 8
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65 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 7
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66 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 12
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67 Summer Serenade 22
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68 Tableau At Twilight 11
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69 The Abominable Snowman 21
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70 The Ant 15
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71 The Bargain 18
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72 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 15
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73 The Camel 13
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74 The Cantaloupe 18
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75 The Catsup Bottle 7
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76 The Centipede 15
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77 The Chipmunk 22
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78 The Clean Plater 7
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79 The Cow 10
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80 The Cuckoo 12
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81 The Dog 31
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82 The Duck 22
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83 The Eel 8
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84 The Firefly 10
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85 The Fly 12
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86 The Germ 26
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87 The Grackle 36
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88 The Guppy 18
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89 The Hippopotamus 19
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90 The Hunter 14
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91 The Jellyfish 13
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92 The Joyous Malingerer 11
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93 The Lion 13
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94 The Middle 16
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95 The Octopus 14
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96 The Ostrich 8
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97 The Parent 11
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98 The People Upstairs 12
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99 The Perfect Husband 15
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100 The Porcupine 10
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101 The Praying Mantis 6
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102 The Purist 3
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103 The Rhinoceros 13
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104 The Romantic Age 6
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105 The Shrimp 18
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106 The Sniffle 9
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107 The Solitary Huntsman 8
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108 The Squab 9
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109 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 6
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110 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 26
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111 The Termite 7
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112 The Terrible People 7
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113 The Turtle 11
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114 The Wasp 7
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115 Tin Wedding Whistle 7
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116 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 9
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117 To My Valentine 6
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118 Two Dogs Have I 5
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119 Very Like A Whale 11
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120 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 9
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121 What's The Use? 5
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122 Will Consider Situation 8
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123 Winter Complaint 8
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124 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 6
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Total 1,614 0
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