Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of May 15, 2018 Tuesday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 1
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2 A Caution To Everybody 22
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3 A Drink With Something In It 6
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4 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 30
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5 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 27
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6 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 4
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7 A Word To Husbands 54
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8 Adventures Of Isabel 72
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9 Always Marry An April Girl 37
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10 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 11
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11 Biological Reflection 7
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12 Celery 24
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13 Children's Party 12
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14 Columbus 7
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15 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 3
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16 Common Cold 46
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17 Crossing The Border 10
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18 Everybody Tells Me Everything 5
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19 Family Court 5
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20 First Child ... Second Child 12
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21 Fleas 32
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22 Further Reflections On Parsley 10
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23 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 7
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24 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 13
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25 Grandpa Is Ashamed 11
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26 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 11
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27 I Do, I Will, I Have 8
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28 Ice Breaking 31
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29 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 20
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30 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 26
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31 Introspective Reflection 17
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32 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 10
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33 Kipling's Vermont 6
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34 Lather As You Go 6
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35 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 13
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36 Lines On Facing Forty 13
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37 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 9
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38 Listen... 12
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39 Look What You Did, Christopher! 1
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40 Morning Prayer 19
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41 My Dream 5
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42 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 1
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43 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 8
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44 Nothing makes me sicker 26
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45 Oh To Be Odd! 3
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46 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 8
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47 Old Men 10
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48 One From One Leaves Two 5
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49 One Third Of The Calendar 21
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50 Peekabo, I Almost See You 18
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51 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 2
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52 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 20
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53 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 12
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54 Pretty Halcyon Days 15
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55 Reflection On A Wicked World 12
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56 Reflection On Babies 15
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57 Reflection On Caution 10
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58 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 3
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59 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 5
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60 Reprise 9
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61 Requiem 9
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62 Samson Agonistes 8
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63 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 4
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64 Soliloquy In Circles 5
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65 Song Of The Open Road 7
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66 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 5
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67 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 14
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68 Summer Serenade 16
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69 Tableau At Twilight 9
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70 The Abominable Snowman 5
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71 The Ant 7
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72 The Bargain 15
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73 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 6
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74 The Camel 12
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75 The Cantaloupe 13
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76 The Catsup Bottle 10
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77 The Centipede 14
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78 The Chipmunk 15
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79 The Clean Plater 12
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80 The Cow 5
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81 The Cuckoo 7
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82 The Dog 39
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83 The Duck 19
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84 The Eel 20
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85 The Firefly 12
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86 The Fly 12
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87 The Germ 8
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88 The Grackle 29
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89 The Guppy 6
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90 The Hippopotamus 18
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91 The Hunter 14
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92 The Jellyfish 27
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93 The Joyous Malingerer 9
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94 The Lion 20
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95 The Middle 25
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96 The Octopus 6
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97 The Ostrich 22
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98 The Parent 3
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99 The People Upstairs 10
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100 The Perfect Husband 5
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101 The Porcupine 7
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102 The Praying Mantis 19
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103 The Purist 6
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104 The Rhinoceros 29
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105 The Romantic Age 7
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106 The Shrimp 10
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107 The Sniffle 4
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108 The Solitary Huntsman 11
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109 The Squab 14
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110 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 3
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111 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 29
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112 The Termite 4
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113 The Terrible People 5
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114 The Turtle 10
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115 The Wasp 11
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116 Tin Wedding Whistle 8
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117 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 7
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118 To My Valentine 9
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119 Two Dogs Have I 7
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120 Very Like A Whale 17
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121 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 5
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122 What's The Use? 3
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123 Will Consider Situation 3
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124 Winter Complaint 13
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125 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 3
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Total 1,624 0
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  • Poems submitted after Sep 17, 2011 are not shown on the list.
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