Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Jul 18, 2018 Wednesday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 A Caution To Everybody 1
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2 A Drink With Something In It 5
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3 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 14
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 6
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 1
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6 A Word To Husbands 11
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 31
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 13
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 2
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10 Biological Reflection 2
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11 Celery 6
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12 Children's Party 2
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13 Columbus 4
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 2
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15 Common Cold 8
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16 Crossing The Border 1
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 5
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18 Family Court 3
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19 First Child ... Second Child 2
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20 Fleas 8
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 3
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 3
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 1
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 1
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 2
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 5
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27 Ice Breaking 3
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28 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 1
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29 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 3
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30 Introspective Reflection 2
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31 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 5
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32 Kipling's Vermont 3
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33 Lather As You Go 2
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34 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 4
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35 Lines On Facing Forty 2
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36 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 2
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37 Listen... 7
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38 Look What You Did, Christopher! 1
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39 More About People 2
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40 Morning Prayer 6
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41 My Dream 7
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42 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 2
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43 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 3
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44 Nothing makes me sicker 4
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45 Oh To Be Odd! 4
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46 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 1
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47 Old Men 3
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48 One From One Leaves Two 3
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49 One Third Of The Calendar 3
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50 Peekabo, I Almost See You 4
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51 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 1
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52 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 6
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53 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 7
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54 Pretty Halcyon Days 3
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55 Reflection On A Wicked World 1
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56 Reflection On Babies 2
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57 Reflection On Caution 1
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58 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 1
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59 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 3
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60 Reprise 3
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61 Requiem 5
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62 Samson Agonistes 3
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63 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 1
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64 Soliloquy In Circles 2
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65 Song Of The Open Road 5
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66 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 1
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67 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 3
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68 Summer Serenade 11
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69 Tableau At Twilight 3
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70 The Abominable Snowman 1
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71 The Ant 1
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72 The Bargain 1
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73 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 1
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74 The Camel 3
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75 The Cantaloupe 2
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76 The Catsup Bottle 2
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77 The Centipede 5
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78 The Chipmunk 5
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79 The Clean Plater 1
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80 The Cow 6
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81 The Cuckoo 4
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82 The Dog 25
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83 The Duck 6
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84 The Eel 2
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85 The Firefly 1
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86 The Fly 3
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87 The Germ 1
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88 The Grackle 18
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89 The Guppy 4
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90 The Hippopotamus 7
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91 The Hunter 3
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92 The Jellyfish 3
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93 The Joyous Malingerer 6
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94 The Lion 7
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95 The Middle 3
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96 The Octopus 8
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97 The Ostrich 7
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98 The Parent 3
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99 The People Upstairs 6
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100 The Perfect Husband 2
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101 The Porcupine 2
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102 The Praying Mantis 5
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103 The Purist 4
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104 The Rhinoceros 8
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105 The Romantic Age 5
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106 The Shrimp 2
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107 The Sniffle 2
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108 The Solitary Huntsman 2
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109 The Squab 2
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110 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 2
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111 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 15
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112 The Termite 2
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113 The Terrible People 2
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114 The Turtle 3
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115 The Wasp 4
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116 Tin Wedding Whistle 4
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117 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 2
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118 To My Valentine 4
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119 Two Dogs Have I 9
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120 Very Like A Whale 5
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121 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 4
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122 What's The Use? 6
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123 Will Consider Situation 3
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124 Winter Complaint 3
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125 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 3
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Total 531 0
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