Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Aug 18, 2009 Tuesday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 26
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2 A Caution To Everybody 43
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3 A Drink With Something In It 50
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 47
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 29
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6 A Word To Husbands 54
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 55
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 56
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 35
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10 Biological Reflection 23
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11 Celery 18
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12 Children's Party 14
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13 Columbus 30
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 25
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15 Common Cold 26
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16 Crossing The Border 16
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 23
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18 Family Court 19
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19 First Child ... Second Child 28
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20 Fleas 40
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 24
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 13
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 14
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 10
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 28
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 46
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 13
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28 Introspective Reflection 20
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29 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 31
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30 Kipling's Vermont 10
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31 Lather As You Go 16
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32 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 12
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33 Lines On Facing Forty 13
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34 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 20
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35 Listen... 16
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36 Look What You Did, Christopher! 18
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37 More About People 19
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38 My Dream 27
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39 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 20
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40 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 22
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41 Oh To Be Odd! 25
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42 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 9
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43 Old Men 19
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44 One From One Leaves Two 18
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 14
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46 Peekabo, I Almost See You 18
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47 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 12
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48 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 9
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49 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 16
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50 Pretty Halcyon Days 12
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51 Reflection On A Wicked World 16
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52 Reflection On Babies 18
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53 Reflection On Caution 11
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54 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 12
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55 Reflections On Ice Breaking 14
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 16
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57 Requiem 16
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58 Samson Agonistes 9
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59 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 18
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60 Soliloquy In Circles 18
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61 Song Of The Open Road 15
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62 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 18
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63 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 11
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64 Tableau At Twilight 8
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65 The Abominable Snowman 10
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66 The Ant 18
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67 The Bargain 10
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68 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 12
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69 The Camel 17
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70 The Cantaloupe 9
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71 The Catsup Bottle 14
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72 The Centipede 16
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73 The Chipmunk 11
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74 The Clean Plater 8
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75 The Cow 14
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76 The Cuckoo 5
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77 The Dog 16
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78 The Duck 20
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79 The Eel 11
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80 The Firefly 12
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81 The Fly 19
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82 The Germ 14
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83 The Guppy 10
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84 The Hippopotamus 24
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85 The Hunter 8
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86 The Jellyfish 10
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87 The Joyous Malingerer 10
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88 The Lion 16
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89 The Middle 12
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90 The Octopus 14
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91 The Ostrich 14
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92 The Parent 14
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93 The People Upstairs 24
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94 The Perfect Husband 29
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95 The Porcupine 13
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96 The Praying Mantis 9
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97 The Purist 9
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98 The Rhinoceros 17
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99 The Romantic Age 22
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100 The Shrimp 13
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101 The Sniffle 8
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102 The Solitary Huntsman 10
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103 The Squab 8
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104 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 3
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105 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 12
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106 The Termite 7
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107 The Terrible People 9
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108 The Turtle 13
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109 The Wasp 6
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110 Tin Wedding Whistle 28
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111 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 13
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112 To My Valentine 22
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113 Two Dogs Have I 30
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114 Very Like A Whale 42
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115 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 33
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116 What's The Use? 17
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117 Will Consider Situation 14
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118 Winter Complaint 15
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119 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 23
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Total 2,218 0
Average 18.6 0.0
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