Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Oct 2, 2018 Saturday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 1
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2 A Caution To Everybody 4
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3 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 29
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 9
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 4
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6 A Word To Husbands 21
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 82
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 41
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 6
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10 Biological Reflection 8
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11 Celery 23
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12 Children's Party 15
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13 Columbus 6
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 5
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15 Common Cold 20
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16 Crossing The Border 10
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 7
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18 Family Court 7
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19 First Child ... Second Child 9
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20 Fleas 27
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 17
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 13
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 7
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 4
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 9
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 7
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27 Ice Breaking 5
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28 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 7
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29 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 7
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30 Introspective Reflection 10
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31 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 8
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32 Kipling's Vermont 6
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33 Lather As You Go 5
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34 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 6
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35 Lines On Facing Forty 7
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36 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 9
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37 Listen... 13
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38 Look What You Did, Christopher! 5
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39 More About People 6
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40 Morning Prayer 5
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41 My Dream 7
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42 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 8
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43 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 13
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44 Nothing makes me sicker 7
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45 Oh To Be Odd! 7
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46 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 6
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47 Old Men 12
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48 One From One Leaves Two 11
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49 One Third Of The Calendar 8
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50 Peekabo, I Almost See You 12
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51 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 8
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52 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 11
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53 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 6
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54 Pretty Halcyon Days 12
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55 Reflection On A Wicked World 7
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56 Reflection On Babies 19
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57 Reflection On Caution 11
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58 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 10
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59 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 9
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60 Reprise 9
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61 Requiem 12
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62 Samson Agonistes 11
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63 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 8
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64 Soliloquy In Circles 7
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65 Song Of The Open Road 11
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66 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 10
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67 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 10
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68 Summer Serenade 13
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69 Tableau At Twilight 6
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70 The Abominable Snowman 7
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71 The Ant 10
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72 The Bargain 7
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73 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 10
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74 The Camel 6
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75 The Cantaloupe 13
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76 The Catsup Bottle 12
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77 The Centipede 14
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78 The Chipmunk 16
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79 The Clean Plater 7
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80 The Cow 6
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81 The Cuckoo 7
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82 The Dog 54
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83 The Duck 24
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84 The Eel 8
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85 The Firefly 8
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86 The Fly 14
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87 The Germ 11
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88 The Grackle 28
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89 The Guppy 11
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90 The Hippopotamus 46
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91 The Hunter 11
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92 The Jellyfish 12
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93 The Joyous Malingerer 10
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94 The Lion 12
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95 The Middle 13
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96 The Octopus 14
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97 The Ostrich 13
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98 The Parent 13
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99 The People Upstairs 13
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100 The Perfect Husband 9
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101 The Porcupine 7
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102 The Praying Mantis 9
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103 The Purist 8
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104 The Rhinoceros 17
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105 The Romantic Age 9
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106 The Shrimp 9
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107 The Sniffle 8
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108 The Solitary Huntsman 8
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109 The Squab 7
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110 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 8
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111 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 60
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112 The Termite 12
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113 The Terrible People 12
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114 The Turtle 12
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115 The Wasp 10
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116 Tin Wedding Whistle 7
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117 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 10
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118 To My Valentine 7
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119 Two Dogs Have I 5
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120 Very Like A Whale 15
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121 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 11
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122 What's The Use? 8
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123 Will Consider Situation 9
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124 Winter Complaint 6
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125 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 8
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Total 1,492 0
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