Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Apr 20, 2018 Friday

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1 à Bas Ben Adhem 1
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2 A Caution To Everybody 1
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3 A Drink With Something In It 4
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4 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 25
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5 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 26
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6 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 1
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7 A Word To Husbands 42
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8 Adventures Of Isabel 72
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9 Always Marry An April Girl 45
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10 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 2
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11 Biological Reflection 20
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12 Celery 27
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13 Children's Party 14
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14 Columbus 11
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15 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 14
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16 Common Cold 26
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17 Crossing The Border 10
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18 Everybody Tells Me Everything 8
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19 Family Court 10
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20 First Child ... Second Child 19
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21 Fleas 41
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22 Further Reflections On Parsley 13
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23 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 13
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24 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 13
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25 Grandpa Is Ashamed 18
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26 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 9
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27 I Do, I Will, I Have 13
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28 Ice Breaking 3
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29 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 8
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30 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 8
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31 Introspective Reflection 9
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32 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 11
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33 Kipling's Vermont 8
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34 Lather As You Go 13
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35 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 7
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36 Lines On Facing Forty 12
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37 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 12
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38 Listen... 14
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39 Look What You Did, Christopher! 21
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40 More About People 11
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41 Morning Prayer 10
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42 My Dream 8
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43 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 7
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44 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 12
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45 Nothing makes me sicker 15
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46 Oh To Be Odd! 7
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47 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 7
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48 Old Men 7
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49 One From One Leaves Two 10
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50 One Third Of The Calendar 9
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51 Peekabo, I Almost See You 7
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52 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 5
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53 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 9
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54 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 7
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55 Pretty Halcyon Days 5
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56 Reflection On A Wicked World 5
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57 Reflection On Babies 10
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58 Reflection On Caution 19
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59 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 7
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60 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 8
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61 Reprise 14
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62 Requiem 11
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63 Samson Agonistes 12
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64 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 12
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65 Soliloquy In Circles 5
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66 Song Of The Open Road 7
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67 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 11
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68 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 5
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69 Summer Serenade 9
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70 Tableau At Twilight 6
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71 The Abominable Snowman 7
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72 The Ant 10
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73 The Bargain 12
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74 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 8
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75 The Camel 12
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76 The Cantaloupe 12
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77 The Catsup Bottle 10
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78 The Centipede 12
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79 The Chipmunk 7
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80 The Clean Plater 5
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81 The Cow 6
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82 The Cuckoo 5
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83 The Dog 16
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84 The Duck 21
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85 The Eel 13
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86 The Firefly 10
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87 The Fly 6
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88 The Germ 5
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89 The Grackle 14
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90 The Guppy 5
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91 The Hippopotamus 12
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92 The Hunter 7
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93 The Jellyfish 7
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94 The Joyous Malingerer 8
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95 The Lion 8
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96 The Middle 13
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97 The Octopus 9
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98 The Ostrich 8
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99 The Parent 9
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100 The People Upstairs 15
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101 The Perfect Husband 8
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102 The Porcupine 8
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103 The Praying Mantis 12
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104 The Purist 8
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105 The Rhinoceros 6
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106 The Romantic Age 8
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107 The Shrimp 6
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108 The Sniffle 6
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109 The Solitary Huntsman 6
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110 The Squab 12
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111 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 8
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112 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 23
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113 The Termite 7
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114 The Terrible People 7
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115 The Turtle 10
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116 The Wasp 6
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117 Tin Wedding Whistle 6
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118 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 7
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119 To My Valentine 10
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120 Two Dogs Have I 7
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121 Very Like A Whale 12
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122 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 17
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123 What's The Use? 11
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124 Will Consider Situation 9
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125 Winter Complaint 9
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126 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 28
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Total 1,450 0
Average 11.5 0.0
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