Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Jun 20, 2018 Wednesday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 A Caution To Everybody 2
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2 A Drink With Something In It 1
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3 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 19
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 10
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 1
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6 A Word To Husbands 27
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 51
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 15
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 12
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10 Biological Reflection 4
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11 Celery 13
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12 Children's Party 7
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13 Columbus 5
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 3
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15 Common Cold 15
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16 Crossing The Border 3
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 4
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18 Family Court 2
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19 First Child ... Second Child 5
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20 Fleas 8
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 6
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22 Grandpa Is Ashamed 1
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23 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 5
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24 I Do, I Will, I Have 8
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25 Ice Breaking 6
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26 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 6
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27 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 5
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28 Introspective Reflection 2
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29 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 4
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30 Kipling's Vermont 7
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31 Lather As You Go 1
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32 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 1
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33 Lines On Facing Forty 2
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34 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 2
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35 Look What You Did, Christopher! 2
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36 More About People 6
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37 Morning Prayer 17
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38 My Dream 3
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39 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 3
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40 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 7
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41 Nothing makes me sicker 11
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42 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 2
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43 Old Men 3
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44 One From One Leaves Two 2
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 2
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46 Peekabo, I Almost See You 1
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47 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 1
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48 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 3
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49 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 9
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50 Pretty Halcyon Days 4
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51 Reflection On A Wicked World 4
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52 Reflection On Caution 2
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53 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 5
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54 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 1
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55 Reprise 6
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56 Requiem 4
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57 Samson Agonistes 5
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58 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 7
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59 Soliloquy In Circles 4
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60 Song Of The Open Road 4
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61 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 7
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62 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 3
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63 Summer Serenade 12
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64 Tableau At Twilight 3
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65 The Ant 3
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66 The Bargain 7
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67 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 3
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68 The Camel 3
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69 The Cantaloupe 16
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70 The Catsup Bottle 5
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71 The Centipede 12
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72 The Chipmunk 10
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73 The Clean Plater 4
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74 The Cow 4
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75 The Cuckoo 9
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76 The Dog 24
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77 The Duck 8
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78 The Eel 9
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79 The Firefly 6
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80 The Fly 5
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81 The Germ 6
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82 The Grackle 13
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83 The Guppy 6
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84 The Hippopotamus 8
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85 The Hunter 7
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86 The Jellyfish 4
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87 The Joyous Malingerer 6
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88 The Lion 3
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89 The Middle 5
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90 The Octopus 11
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91 The Ostrich 3
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92 The Parent 5
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93 The People Upstairs 9
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94 The Perfect Husband 5
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95 The Porcupine 3
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96 The Praying Mantis 14
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97 The Purist 5
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98 The Rhinoceros 17
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99 The Romantic Age 10
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100 The Shrimp 11
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101 The Sniffle 7
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102 The Solitary Huntsman 7
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103 The Squab 10
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104 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 3
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105 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 23
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106 The Termite 2
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107 The Terrible People 4
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108 The Turtle 9
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109 The Wasp 3
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110 Tin Wedding Whistle 3
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111 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 4
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112 To My Valentine 8
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113 Two Dogs Have I 4
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114 Very Like A Whale 3
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115 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 2
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116 What's The Use? 2
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117 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 4
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Total 783 0
Average 6.7 0.0
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