Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Apr 26, 2018 Thursday

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1 à Bas Ben Adhem 3
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2 A Caution To Everybody 7
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3 A Drink With Something In It 6
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4 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 35
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5 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 13
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6 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 4
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7 A Word To Husbands 43
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8 Adventures Of Isabel 111
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9 Always Marry An April Girl 53
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10 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 12
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11 Biological Reflection 13
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12 Celery 47
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13 Children's Party 28
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14 Columbus 14
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15 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 8
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16 Common Cold 50
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17 Crossing The Border 13
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18 Everybody Tells Me Everything 10
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19 Family Court 17
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20 First Child ... Second Child 14
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21 Fleas 47
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22 Further Reflections On Parsley 11
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23 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 10
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24 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 8
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25 Grandpa Is Ashamed 16
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26 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 13
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27 I Do, I Will, I Have 11
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28 Ice Breaking 19
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29 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 9
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30 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 22
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31 Introspective Reflection 7
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32 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 4
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33 Kipling's Vermont 10
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34 Lather As You Go 6
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35 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 5
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36 Lines On Facing Forty 4
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37 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 4
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38 Listen... 10
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39 Look What You Did, Christopher! 4
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40 More About People 4
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41 Morning Prayer 20
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42 My Dream 8
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43 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 3
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44 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 3
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45 Nothing makes me sicker 25
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46 Oh To Be Odd! 7
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47 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 3
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48 Old Men 14
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49 One From One Leaves Two 9
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50 One Third Of The Calendar 6
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51 Peekabo, I Almost See You 9
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52 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 4
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53 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 8
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54 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 6
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55 Pretty Halcyon Days 8
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56 Reflection On A Wicked World 7
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57 Reflection On Babies 4
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58 Reflection On Caution 8
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59 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 2
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60 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 4
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61 Reprise 10
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62 Requiem 9
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63 Samson Agonistes 8
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64 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 4
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65 Soliloquy In Circles 5
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66 Song Of The Open Road 8
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67 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 6
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68 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 16
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69 Summer Serenade 12
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70 Tableau At Twilight 15
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71 The Abominable Snowman 8
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72 The Ant 11
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73 The Bargain 9
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74 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 10
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75 The Camel 13
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76 The Cantaloupe 20
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77 The Catsup Bottle 19
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78 The Centipede 14
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79 The Chipmunk 9
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80 The Clean Plater 13
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81 The Cow 9
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82 The Cuckoo 9
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83 The Dog 53
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84 The Duck 27
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85 The Eel 19
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86 The Firefly 10
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87 The Fly 11
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88 The Germ 23
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89 The Grackle 36
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90 The Guppy 16
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91 The Hippopotamus 35
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92 The Hunter 18
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93 The Jellyfish 29
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94 The Joyous Malingerer 16
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95 The Lion 37
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96 The Middle 27
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97 The Octopus 33
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98 The Ostrich 34
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99 The Parent 25
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100 The People Upstairs 23
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101 The Perfect Husband 17
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102 The Porcupine 11
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103 The Praying Mantis 17
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104 The Purist 14
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105 The Rhinoceros 18
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106 The Romantic Age 10
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107 The Shrimp 13
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108 The Sniffle 10
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109 The Solitary Huntsman 13
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110 The Squab 12
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111 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 9
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112 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 37
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113 The Termite 9
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114 The Terrible People 17
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115 The Turtle 16
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116 The Wasp 11
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117 Tin Wedding Whistle 8
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118 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 14
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119 To My Valentine 10
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120 Two Dogs Have I 5
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121 Very Like A Whale 9
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122 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 11
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123 What's The Use? 8
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124 Will Consider Situation 10
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125 Winter Complaint 9
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126 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 13
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Total 1,923 0
Average 15.3 0.0
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