Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Aug 29, 2018 Wednesday

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1 A Caution To Everybody 2
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2 A Drink With Something In It 1
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3 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 7
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 9
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 2
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6 A Word To Husbands 24
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 46
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 17
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 5
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10 Biological Reflection 6
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11 Celery 12
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12 Children's Party 6
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13 Columbus 5
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 4
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15 Common Cold 5
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16 Crossing The Border 3
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 1
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18 Family Court 2
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19 First Child ... Second Child 5
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20 Fleas 9
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 3
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 4
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 2
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 3
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 2
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 13
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27 Ice Breaking 2
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28 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 8
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29 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 7
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30 Introspective Reflection 1
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31 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 1
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32 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 2
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33 Listen... 1
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34 Look What You Did, Christopher! 1
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35 More About People 3
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36 Morning Prayer 6
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37 My Dream 3
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38 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 4
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39 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 3
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40 Nothing makes me sicker 7
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41 Oh To Be Odd! 1
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42 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 1
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43 Old Men 11
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44 One From One Leaves Two 7
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 3
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46 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 4
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47 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 2
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48 Pretty Halcyon Days 1
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49 Reflection On A Wicked World 4
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50 Reprise 5
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51 Requiem 2
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52 Samson Agonistes 2
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53 Soliloquy In Circles 3
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54 Song Of The Open Road 2
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55 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 1
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56 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 1
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57 Summer Serenade 4
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58 Tableau At Twilight 1
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59 The Ant 1
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60 The Camel 1
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61 The Cantaloupe 2
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62 The Catsup Bottle 4
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63 The Centipede 6
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64 The Chipmunk 4
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65 The Clean Plater 3
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66 The Cow 1
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67 The Cuckoo 2
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68 The Dog 13
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69 The Duck 7
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70 The Eel 7
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71 The Firefly 3
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72 The Fly 5
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73 The Germ 6
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74 The Grackle 13
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75 The Guppy 8
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76 The Hippopotamus 8
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77 The Hunter 6
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78 The Jellyfish 10
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79 The Joyous Malingerer 5
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80 The Lion 11
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81 The Middle 8
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82 The Octopus 2
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83 The Ostrich 4
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84 The Parent 4
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85 The People Upstairs 11
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86 The Perfect Husband 3
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87 The Porcupine 4
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88 The Praying Mantis 3
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89 The Purist 2
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90 The Rhinoceros 3
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91 The Romantic Age 2
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92 The Shrimp 1
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93 The Squab 1
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94 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 25
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95 The Termite 2
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96 The Wasp 1
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97 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 2
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98 To My Valentine 3
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99 Two Dogs Have I 9
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100 Very Like A Whale 4
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101 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 1
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102 Winter Complaint 1
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103 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 2
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Total 526 0
Average 5.1 0.0
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