Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of May 3, 2018 Monday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 1
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2 A Caution To Everybody 7
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3 A Drink With Something In It 13
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4 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 38
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5 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 16
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6 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 7
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7 A Word To Husbands 21
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8 Adventures Of Isabel 66
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9 Always Marry An April Girl 36
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10 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 10
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11 Biological Reflection 11
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12 Celery 23
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13 Children's Party 8
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14 Columbus 5
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15 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 8
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16 Common Cold 32
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17 Crossing The Border 13
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18 Everybody Tells Me Everything 10
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19 Family Court 5
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20 First Child ... Second Child 9
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21 Fleas 29
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22 Further Reflections On Parsley 9
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23 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 6
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24 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 9
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25 Grandpa Is Ashamed 5
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26 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 10
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27 I Do, I Will, I Have 8
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28 Ice Breaking 16
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29 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 5
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30 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 13
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31 Introspective Reflection 4
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32 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 9
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33 Kipling's Vermont 8
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34 Lather As You Go 7
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35 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 7
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36 Lines On Facing Forty 5
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37 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 3
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38 Listen... 14
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39 Look What You Did, Christopher! 5
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40 More About People 12
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41 Morning Prayer 16
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42 My Dream 9
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43 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 8
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44 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 4
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45 Nothing makes me sicker 18
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46 Oh To Be Odd! 8
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47 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 6
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48 Old Men 11
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49 One From One Leaves Two 12
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50 One Third Of The Calendar 13
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51 Peekabo, I Almost See You 14
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52 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 4
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53 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 12
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54 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 7
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55 Pretty Halcyon Days 9
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56 Reflection On A Wicked World 15
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57 Reflection On Babies 14
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58 Reflection On Caution 8
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59 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 9
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60 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 10
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61 Reprise 11
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62 Requiem 16
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63 Samson Agonistes 16
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64 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 12
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65 Soliloquy In Circles 6
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66 Song Of The Open Road 7
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67 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 6
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68 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 5
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69 Summer Serenade 13
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70 Tableau At Twilight 4
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71 The Abominable Snowman 4
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72 The Ant 7
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73 The Bargain 7
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74 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 4
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75 The Camel 7
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76 The Cantaloupe 14
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77 The Catsup Bottle 8
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78 The Centipede 16
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79 The Chipmunk 12
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80 The Clean Plater 7
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81 The Cow 9
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82 The Cuckoo 5
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83 The Dog 30
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84 The Duck 18
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85 The Eel 17
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86 The Firefly 27
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87 The Fly 19
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88 The Germ 12
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89 The Grackle 32
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90 The Guppy 9
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91 The Hippopotamus 19
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92 The Hunter 8
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93 The Jellyfish 17
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94 The Joyous Malingerer 12
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95 The Lion 17
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96 The Middle 11
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97 The Octopus 12
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98 The Ostrich 11
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99 The Parent 13
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100 The People Upstairs 25
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101 The Perfect Husband 11
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102 The Porcupine 10
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103 The Praying Mantis 8
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104 The Purist 7
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105 The Rhinoceros 26
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106 The Romantic Age 10
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107 The Shrimp 7
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108 The Sniffle 10
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109 The Solitary Huntsman 10
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110 The Squab 11
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111 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 7
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112 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 35
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113 The Termite 9
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114 The Terrible People 5
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115 The Turtle 11
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116 The Wasp 4
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117 Tin Wedding Whistle 3
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118 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 7
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119 To My Valentine 6
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120 Two Dogs Have I 9
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121 Very Like A Whale 12
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122 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 9
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123 What's The Use? 8
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124 Will Consider Situation 4
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125 Winter Complaint 6
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126 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 5
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Total 1,485 0
Average 11.8 0.0
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