Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Jun 3, 2009 Friday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 4
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2 A Caution To Everybody 29
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3 A Drink With Something In It 40
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 34
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 16
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6 A Word To Husbands 67
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 63
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 67
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 36
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10 Biological Reflection 15
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11 Celery 25
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12 Children's Party 29
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13 Columbus 22
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 24
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15 Common Cold 46
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16 Crossing The Border 20
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 21
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18 Family Court 17
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19 First Child ... Second Child 39
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20 Fleas 67
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 13
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 6
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 5
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 13
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 20
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 55
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 3
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28 Introspective Reflection 11
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29 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 14
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30 Kipling's Vermont 7
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31 Lather As You Go 12
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32 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 3
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33 Lines On Facing Forty 7
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34 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 9
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35 Listen... 13
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36 Look What You Did, Christopher! 6
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37 More About People 13
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38 My Dream 19
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39 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 20
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40 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 24
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41 Oh To Be Odd! 12
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42 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 4
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43 Old Men 8
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44 One From One Leaves Two 7
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 9
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46 Peekabo, I Almost See You 7
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47 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 5
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48 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 4
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49 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 5
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50 Reflection On A Wicked World 5
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51 Reflection On Babies 5
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52 Reflection On Caution 7
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53 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 3
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54 Reflections On Ice Breaking 13
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55 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 7
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56 Requiem 10
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57 Samson Agonistes 4
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58 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 13
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59 Soliloquy In Circles 11
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60 Song Of The Open Road 13
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61 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 2
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62 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 13
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63 Tableau At Twilight 6
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64 The Abominable Snowman 12
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65 The Ant 20
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66 The Bargain 11
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67 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 10
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68 The Camel 8
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69 The Cantaloupe 4
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70 The Catsup Bottle 8
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71 The Centipede 5
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72 The Chipmunk 22
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73 The Clean Plater 23
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74 The Cow 14
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75 The Cuckoo 10
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76 The Dog 20
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77 The Duck 32
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78 The Eel 13
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79 The Firefly 9
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80 The Fly 15
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81 The Germ 10
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82 The Guppy 7
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83 The Hippopotamus 19
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84 The Hunter 8
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85 The Jellyfish 15
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86 The Joyous Malingerer 3
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87 The Lion 14
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88 The Middle 5
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89 The Octopus 15
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90 The Ostrich 7
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91 The Parent 13
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92 The People Upstairs 11
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93 The Perfect Husband 17
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94 The Porcupine 13
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95 The Praying Mantis 8
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96 The Purist 6
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97 The Rhinoceros 11
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98 The Romantic Age 22
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99 The Shrimp 5
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100 The Sniffle 8
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101 The Solitary Huntsman 6
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102 The Squab 6
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103 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 3
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104 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 10
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105 The Termite 6
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106 The Terrible People 8
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107 The Turtle 16
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108 The Wasp 7
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109 Tin Wedding Whistle 26
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110 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 10
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111 To My Valentine 25
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112 Two Dogs Have I 41
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113 Very Like A Whale 25
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114 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 44
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115 What's The Use? 7
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116 Will Consider Situation 9
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117 Winter Complaint 18
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118 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 8
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Total 1,855 0
Average 15.7 0.0
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