Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Mar 4, 2018 Tuesday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 A Caution To Everybody 4
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2 A Drink With Something In It 5
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3 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 18
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 21
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 3
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6 A Word To Husbands 30
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 59
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 15
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 4
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10 Biological Reflection 3
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11 Celery 10
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12 Children's Party 9
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13 Columbus 2
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 8
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15 Common Cold 13
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16 Crossing The Border 1
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 8
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18 Family Court 1
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19 First Child ... Second Child 6
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20 Fleas 19
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 7
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 6
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 4
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 6
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 11
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 5
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27 Ice Breaking 6
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28 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 4
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29 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 8
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30 Introspective Reflection 6
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31 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 8
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32 Kipling's Vermont 2
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33 Lather As You Go 7
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34 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 4
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35 Lines On Facing Forty 2
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36 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 5
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37 Listen... 2
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38 Look What You Did, Christopher! 3
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39 More About People 4
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40 Morning Prayer 10
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41 My Dream 4
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42 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 5
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43 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 3
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44 Nothing makes me sicker 12
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45 Oh To Be Odd! 2
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46 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 1
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47 Old Men 5
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48 One From One Leaves Two 2
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49 One Third Of The Calendar 2
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50 Peekabo, I Almost See You 4
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51 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 2
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52 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 3
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53 Pretty Halcyon Days 1
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54 Reflection On A Wicked World 5
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55 Reflection On Babies 3
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56 Reflection On Caution 5
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57 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 2
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58 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 3
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59 Reprise 4
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60 Requiem 8
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61 Samson Agonistes 1
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62 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 2
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63 Soliloquy In Circles 2
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64 Song Of The Open Road 6
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65 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 5
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66 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 2
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67 Summer Serenade 7
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68 Tableau At Twilight 2
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69 The Abominable Snowman 1
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70 The Ant 2
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71 The Bargain 6
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72 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 1
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73 The Camel 2
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74 The Cantaloupe 6
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75 The Catsup Bottle 5
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76 The Centipede 1
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77 The Chipmunk 6
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78 The Clean Plater 2
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79 The Cow 3
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80 The Cuckoo 5
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81 The Dog 15
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82 The Duck 11
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83 The Eel 3
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84 The Firefly 3
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85 The Fly 5
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86 The Germ 8
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87 The Grackle 14
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88 The Guppy 7
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89 The Hippopotamus 14
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90 The Hunter 9
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91 The Jellyfish 4
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92 The Joyous Malingerer 4
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93 The Lion 3
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94 The Middle 2
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95 The Octopus 9
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96 The Ostrich 6
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97 The Parent 2
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98 The People Upstairs 6
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99 The Perfect Husband 3
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100 The Porcupine 1
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101 The Praying Mantis 4
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102 The Purist 56
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103 The Rhinoceros 7
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104 The Romantic Age 2
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105 The Shrimp 2
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106 The Sniffle 6
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107 The Solitary Huntsman 5
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108 The Squab 3
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109 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 4
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110 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 33
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111 The Termite 4
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112 The Terrible People 6
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113 The Turtle 3
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114 The Wasp 4
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115 Tin Wedding Whistle 1
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116 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 5
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117 To My Valentine 2
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118 Two Dogs Have I 2
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119 Very Like A Whale 4
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120 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 6
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121 What's The Use? 6
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122 Will Consider Situation 1
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123 Winter Complaint 5
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124 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 5
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Total 797 0
Average 6.4 0.0
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