Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Jun 4, 2018 Friday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 A Caution To Everybody 2
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2 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 25
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3 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 13
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4 A Word To Husbands 20
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5 Adventures Of Isabel 62
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6 Always Marry An April Girl 24
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7 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 1
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8 Biological Reflection 6
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9 Celery 22
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10 Children's Party 10
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11 Columbus 6
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12 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 5
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13 Common Cold 15
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14 Crossing The Border 3
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15 Everybody Tells Me Everything 4
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16 Family Court 5
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17 First Child ... Second Child 3
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18 Fleas 19
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19 Further Reflections On Parsley 6
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20 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 1
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21 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 4
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22 Grandpa Is Ashamed 2
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23 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 5
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24 I Do, I Will, I Have 13
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25 Ice Breaking 14
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26 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 3
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27 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 18
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28 Introspective Reflection 3
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29 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 2
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30 Kipling's Vermont 5
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31 Lather As You Go 10
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32 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 6
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33 Lines On Facing Forty 5
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34 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 2
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35 Listen... 4
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36 Look What You Did, Christopher! 1
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37 More About People 2
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38 Morning Prayer 16
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39 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 1
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40 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 3
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41 Nothing makes me sicker 9
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42 Oh To Be Odd! 2
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43 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 1
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44 Old Men 2
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45 One From One Leaves Two 3
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46 One Third Of The Calendar 2
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47 Peekabo, I Almost See You 2
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48 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 4
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49 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 3
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50 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 4
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51 Pretty Halcyon Days 6
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52 Reflection On A Wicked World 3
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53 Reflection On Babies 4
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54 Reflection On Caution 2
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55 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 3
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 3
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57 Reprise 8
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58 Requiem 4
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59 Samson Agonistes 3
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60 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 2
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61 Soliloquy In Circles 3
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62 Song Of The Open Road 6
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63 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 2
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64 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 5
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65 Summer Serenade 13
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66 Tableau At Twilight 5
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67 The Abominable Snowman 3
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68 The Ant 8
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69 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 1
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70 The Camel 12
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71 The Cantaloupe 8
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72 The Catsup Bottle 3
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73 The Centipede 8
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74 The Chipmunk 6
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75 The Clean Plater 5
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76 The Cow 5
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77 The Cuckoo 10
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78 The Dog 30
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79 The Duck 15
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80 The Eel 8
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81 The Firefly 3
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82 The Fly 8
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83 The Germ 12
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84 The Grackle 22
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85 The Guppy 10
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86 The Hippopotamus 9
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87 The Hunter 3
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88 The Jellyfish 13
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89 The Joyous Malingerer 7
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90 The Lion 7
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91 The Middle 7
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92 The Octopus 8
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93 The Ostrich 15
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94 The Parent 4
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95 The People Upstairs 3
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96 The Perfect Husband 8
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97 The Porcupine 6
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98 The Praying Mantis 11
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99 The Purist 1
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100 The Rhinoceros 20
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101 The Romantic Age 2
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102 The Shrimp 7
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103 The Sniffle 4
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104 The Solitary Huntsman 4
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105 The Squab 9
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106 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 5
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107 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 29
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108 The Termite 10
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109 The Terrible People 9
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110 The Turtle 10
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111 The Wasp 6
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112 Tin Wedding Whistle 1
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113 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 5
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114 To My Valentine 10
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115 Two Dogs Have I 3
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116 Very Like A Whale 5
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117 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 3
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118 What's The Use? 2
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119 Will Consider Situation 2
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120 Winter Complaint 4
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121 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 3
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Total 907 0
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