Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Oct 5, 2009 Sunday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 43
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2 A Caution To Everybody 48
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3 A Drink With Something In It 55
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 60
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 44
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6 A Word To Husbands 90
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 96
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 63
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 45
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10 Biological Reflection 29
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11 Celery 40
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12 Children's Party 65
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13 Columbus 33
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 34
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15 Common Cold 61
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16 Crossing The Border 34
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 45
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18 Family Court 31
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19 First Child ... Second Child 40
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20 Fleas 60
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 27
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 17
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 12
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 17
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 28
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 39
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 17
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28 Introspective Reflection 19
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29 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 23
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30 Kipling's Vermont 6
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31 Lather As You Go 11
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32 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 9
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33 Lines On Facing Forty 16
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34 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 14
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35 Listen... 24
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36 Look What You Did, Christopher! 12
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37 More About People 17
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38 My Dream 32
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39 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 20
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40 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 15
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41 Oh To Be Odd! 24
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42 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 8
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43 Old Men 17
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44 One From One Leaves Two 26
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 8
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46 Peekabo, I Almost See You 14
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47 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 10
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48 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 10
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49 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 7
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50 Pretty Halcyon Days 11
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51 Reflection On A Wicked World 10
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52 Reflection On Babies 11
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53 Reflection On Caution 8
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54 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 2
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55 Reflections On Ice Breaking 12
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 17
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57 Requiem 6
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58 Samson Agonistes 4
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59 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 15
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60 Soliloquy In Circles 5
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61 Song Of The Open Road 34
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62 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 13
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63 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 3
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64 Tableau At Twilight 6
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65 The Abominable Snowman 8
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66 The Ant 22
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67 The Bargain 6
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68 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 9
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69 The Camel 16
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70 The Cantaloupe 17
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71 The Catsup Bottle 22
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72 The Centipede 16
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73 The Chipmunk 20
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74 The Clean Plater 22
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75 The Cow 19
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76 The Cuckoo 12
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77 The Dog 41
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78 The Duck 44
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79 The Eel 15
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80 The Firefly 20
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81 The Fly 17
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82 The Germ 20
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83 The Guppy 9
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84 The Hippopotamus 25
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85 The Hunter 13
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86 The Jellyfish 14
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87 The Joyous Malingerer 7
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88 The Lion 10
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89 The Middle 9
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90 The Octopus 22
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91 The Ostrich 7
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92 The Parent 5
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93 The People Upstairs 18
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94 The Perfect Husband 28
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95 The Porcupine 9
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96 The Praying Mantis 9
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97 The Purist 4
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98 The Rhinoceros 20
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99 The Romantic Age 18
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100 The Shrimp 8
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101 The Sniffle 17
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102 The Solitary Huntsman 9
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103 The Squab 7
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104 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 9
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105 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 21
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106 The Termite 14
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107 The Terrible People 15
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108 The Turtle 9
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109 The Wasp 10
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110 Tin Wedding Whistle 29
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111 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 20
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112 To My Valentine 16
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113 Two Dogs Have I 36
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114 Very Like A Whale 43
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115 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 32
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116 What's The Use? 17
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117 Will Consider Situation 7
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118 Winter Complaint 9
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119 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 21
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Total 2,594 0
Average 21.8 0.0
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