Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Aug 5, 2009 Friday

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 15
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2 A Caution To Everybody 33
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3 A Drink With Something In It 34
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 30
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 20
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6 A Word To Husbands 53
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 51
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 37
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 28
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10 Biological Reflection 28
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11 Celery 27
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12 Children's Party 26
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13 Columbus 19
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 23
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15 Common Cold 28
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16 Crossing The Border 23
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 25
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18 Family Court 16
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19 First Child ... Second Child 27
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20 Fleas 39
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 17
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 14
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 8
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 12
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 23
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 24
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 9
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28 Introspective Reflection 13
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29 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 9
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30 Kipling's Vermont 7
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31 Lather As You Go 7
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32 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 8
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33 Lines On Facing Forty 7
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34 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 7
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35 Listen... 16
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36 Look What You Did, Christopher! 7
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37 More About People 9
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38 My Dream 16
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39 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 5
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40 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 6
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41 Oh To Be Odd! 16
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42 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 5
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43 Old Men 11
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44 One From One Leaves Two 16
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 8
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46 Peekabo, I Almost See You 10
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47 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 8
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48 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 17
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49 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 8
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50 Pretty Halcyon Days 9
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51 Reflection On A Wicked World 9
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52 Reflection On Babies 11
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53 Reflection On Caution 7
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54 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 5
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55 Reflections On Ice Breaking 14
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 11
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57 Requiem 10
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58 Samson Agonistes 6
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59 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 10
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60 Soliloquy In Circles 12
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61 Song Of The Open Road 18
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62 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 9
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63 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 11
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64 Tableau At Twilight 11
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65 The Abominable Snowman 6
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66 The Ant 11
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67 The Bargain 7
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68 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 8
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69 The Camel 9
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70 The Cantaloupe 8
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71 The Catsup Bottle 9
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72 The Centipede 7
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73 The Chipmunk 6
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74 The Clean Plater 13
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75 The Cow 8
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76 The Cuckoo 8
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77 The Dog 15
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78 The Duck 15
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79 The Eel 14
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80 The Firefly 14
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81 The Fly 11
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82 The Germ 12
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83 The Guppy 10
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84 The Hippopotamus 19
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85 The Hunter 16
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86 The Jellyfish 14
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87 The Joyous Malingerer 14
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88 The Lion 17
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89 The Middle 14
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90 The Octopus 19
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91 The Ostrich 11
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92 The Parent 13
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93 The People Upstairs 15
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94 The Perfect Husband 17
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95 The Porcupine 11
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96 The Praying Mantis 9
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97 The Purist 11
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98 The Rhinoceros 14
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99 The Romantic Age 17
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100 The Shrimp 9
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101 The Sniffle 12
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102 The Solitary Huntsman 14
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103 The Squab 15
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104 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 9
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105 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 9
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106 The Termite 8
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107 The Terrible People 15
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108 The Turtle 12
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109 The Wasp 11
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110 Tin Wedding Whistle 24
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111 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 10
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112 To My Valentine 21
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113 Two Dogs Have I 29
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114 Very Like A Whale 16
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115 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 17
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116 What's The Use? 12
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117 Will Consider Situation 11
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118 Winter Complaint 13
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119 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 21
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Total 1,768 0
Average 14.9 0.0
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