Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

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Hits of Dec 6, 2017 Monday

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1 à Bas Ben Adhem 1
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2 A Caution To Everybody 2
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3 A Drink With Something In It 5
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4 A Flea And A Fly In A Flue 17
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5 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 16
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6 A Word To Husbands 45
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 66
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 37
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 2
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10 Biological Reflection 4
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11 Celery 24
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12 Children's Party 7
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13 Columbus 10
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 8
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15 Common Cold 27
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16 Crossing The Border 5
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 7
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18 Family Court 9
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19 First Child ... Second Child 11
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20 Fleas 28
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 4
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 1
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 4
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 3
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 4
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 3
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27 Ice Breaking 16
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28 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 2
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29 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 10
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30 Introspective Reflection 1
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31 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 2
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32 Kipling's Vermont 5
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33 Lather As You Go 4
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34 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 4
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35 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 5
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36 Listen... 2
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37 More About People 2
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38 Morning Prayer 16
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39 My Dream 6
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40 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 2
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41 Nothing makes me sicker 22
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42 Oh To Be Odd! 2
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43 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 4
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44 Old Men 5
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45 One Third Of The Calendar 11
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46 Peekabo, I Almost See You 7
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47 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 1
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48 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 7
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49 Pretty Halcyon Days 10
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50 Reflection On A Wicked World 8
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51 Reflection On Babies 2
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52 Reflection On Caution 6
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53 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 6
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54 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 5
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55 Reprise 27
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56 Requiem 11
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57 Samson Agonistes 8
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58 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 7
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59 Soliloquy In Circles 6
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60 Song Of The Open Road 9
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61 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 5
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62 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 9
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63 Summer Serenade 15
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64 Tableau At Twilight 8
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65 The Abominable Snowman 4
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66 The Ant 5
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67 The Bargain 8
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68 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 12
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69 The Camel 6
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70 The Cantaloupe 11
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71 The Catsup Bottle 6
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72 The Centipede 5
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73 The Chipmunk 6
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74 The Clean Plater 6
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75 The Cow 28
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76 The Cuckoo 6
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77 The Dog 18
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78 The Duck 22
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79 The Eel 15
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80 The Firefly 14
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81 The Fly 3
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82 The Germ 7
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83 The Grackle 19
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84 The Guppy 4
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85 The Hippopotamus 20
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86 The Hunter 7
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87 The Jellyfish 3
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88 The Joyous Malingerer 14
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89 The Lion 14
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90 The Middle 13
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91 The Octopus 10
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92 The Ostrich 5
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93 The Parent 7
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94 The People Upstairs 13
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95 The Perfect Husband 5
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96 The Porcupine 6
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97 The Praying Mantis 14
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98 The Purist 8
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99 The Rhinoceros 24
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100 The Romantic Age 7
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101 The Shrimp 6
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102 The Sniffle 11
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103 The Solitary Huntsman 11
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104 The Squab 9
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105 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 8
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106 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 11
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107 The Termite 4
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108 The Terrible People 8
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109 The Turtle 5
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110 The Wasp 5
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111 Tin Wedding Whistle 5
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112 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 5
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113 To My Valentine 7
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114 Two Dogs Have I 6
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115 Very Like A Whale 10
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116 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 9
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117 What's The Use? 6
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118 Will Consider Situation 4
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119 Winter Complaint 6
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120 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 8
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Total 1,147 0
Average 9.6 0.0
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