Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

poet Ogden Nash
#18 on top 500 poets

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 à Bas Ben Adhem 19
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2 A Caution To Everybody 29
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3 A Drink With Something In It 49
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4 A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty 35
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5 A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor 26
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6 A Word To Husbands 41
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7 Adventures Of Isabel 69
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8 Always Marry An April Girl 32
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9 Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer 21
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10 Biological Reflection 18
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11 Celery 32
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12 Children's Party 23
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13 Columbus 14
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14 Come On In, The Senility Is Fine 20
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15 Common Cold 21
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16 Crossing The Border 9
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17 Everybody Tells Me Everything 10
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18 Family Court 5
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19 First Child ... Second Child 12
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20 Fleas 36
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21 Further Reflections On Parsley 10
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22 Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet 3
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23 Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too 4
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24 Grandpa Is Ashamed 4
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25 I Didn'T Go To Church Today 6
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26 I Do, I Will, I Have 8
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27 If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap 3
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28 I'Ll Get One Tomorrow 7
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29 Introspective Reflection 3
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30 Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice 11
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31 Kipling's Vermont 5
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32 Lather As You Go 3
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33 Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty 2
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34 Lines On Facing Forty 4
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35 Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib 4
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36 Listen... 7
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37 Look What You Did, Christopher! 5
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38 More About People 7
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39 My Dream 9
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40 No Doctor's Today, Thank You 6
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41 No, You Be A Lone Eagle 2
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42 Oh To Be Odd! 6
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43 Old Dr. Valentine To His Son 2
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44 Old Men 8
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45 One From One Leaves Two 7
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46 One Third Of The Calendar 3
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47 Peekabo, I Almost See You 3
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48 Pg Wooster, Just As He Useter 2
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49 Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man 2
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50 Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation 3
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51 Pretty Halcyon Days 2
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52 Reflection On A Wicked World 3
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53 Reflection On Babies 7
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54 Reflection On Caution 4
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55 Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis 3
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56 Reflections On Ice-Breaking 4
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57 Requiem 2
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58 Samson Agonistes 1
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59 So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much 4
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60 Soliloquy In Circles 2
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61 Song Of The Open Road 5
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62 Song To Be Sung By The Father Of Infant Female Children 1
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63 Spring Comes To Murray Hill 1
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64 Tableau At Twilight 2
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65 The Abominable Snowman 2
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66 The Ant 8
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67 The Bargain 2
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68 The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus 4
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69 The Camel 2
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70 The Cantaloupe 3
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71 The Catsup Bottle 1
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72 The Centipede 5
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73 The Chipmunk 6
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74 The Clean Plater 5
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75 The Cow 5
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76 The Cuckoo 5
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77 The Dog 12
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78 The Duck 8
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79 The Eel 6
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80 The Firefly 10
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81 The Fly 5
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82 The Germ 6
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83 The Guppy 5
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84 The Hippopotamus 16
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85 The Hunter 3
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86 The Jellyfish 5
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87 The Joyous Malingerer 4
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88 The Lion 4
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89 The Middle 3
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90 The Octopus 11
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91 The Ostrich 5
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92 The Parent 4
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93 The People Upstairs 8
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94 The Perfect Husband 9
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95 The Porcupine 4
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96 The Praying Mantis 4
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97 The Purist 6
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98 The Rhinoceros 5
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99 The Romantic Age 4
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100 The Shrimp 5
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101 The Sniffle 3
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102 The Solitary Huntsman 4
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103 The Squab 2
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104 The Sunset Years Of Samuel Shy 2
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105 The Tale Of Custard The Dragon 23
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106 The Termite 4
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107 The Terrible People 5
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108 The Turtle 11
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109 The Wasp 3
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110 Tin Wedding Whistle 7
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111 To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them 3
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112 To My Valentine 6
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113 Two Dogs Have I 13
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114 Very Like A Whale 15
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115 What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later 7
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116 What's The Use? 9
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117 Will Consider Situation 3
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118 Winter Complaint 6
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119 You Can Be A Republican, I'M A Genocrat 4
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Total 1,041 0
Average 8.7 0.0
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