Orlando Belo Quotes
''Contemporary art is very personal,Contemporary Art
and to me it has to be a blend of skill and creative ingenuity.
Whether it be simple or complicated,
much the same as poetry.
27/11/2016 - 03: 58''
''Inner Demons IIThe Mind
Inner demons question every movement,
decision, idea, and thought at every level.
Their sole purpose is to drive you insane,
they are not there to help you.
However, you can use them to be creative,
but you do so at your peril.
14/6/13 amended 16/8/15''
I find that fate often treats optimism with punishment,
and pessimism with reward.
''How many times has she suddenly said, something like,The Wife or Partner
'Don't you think you should get ready dear? '
And I would reply, 'Ready for what? '
And she would say, 'To pick up the paint and wall-paper.'
And I would say, 'What paint and wall-paper? '
And she would say, 'We discussed all this last week.'
And I would say, 'What did we discuss? '
And she would say, 'You of course, decorating the bedroom.'
And I would say, 'I never discussed doing any decorating.'
And she would say, 'Yes you did, last Sunday afternoon.'
And I would say, 'What did I actually say? '
And she would say, 'You agreed to my suggestion and said, yes dear.'
And I would then say, 'And what was I doing at the time? '
And she would say, 'Oh I don't know, you were
probably watching some sport on the television.'
And I would say, 'Oh I see, you attacked again
when my defences were down did you.'
And she would end up by saying,
'Well, don't you think you had better get ready then? '
And I would end up by saying as usual, 'Yes dear.'
The release of an obnoxious smell
is not a gift to the air.
It's a contamination of space
and unwelcome anywhere.
Not all gifts are tangible
and come tied with ribbon,
and yet the ones we cannot touch
are without doubt like gifts from heaven.
''Touched by LoveLove
To be touched by love
is like being placed under a spell.
One minute you believe that you are in heaven
and the next you know you're in hell.
''Love is like a diamond;Love
its facets can be many.
From emotional turmoil
to euphoric ecstasy.
''The Passing WindsBodily Function
The only good time for passing wind
is when standing up wind on a windy day,
but then it rides the wind to someone else's nose,
who annoyingly hopes that it's quickly blown away.
''Marriage was created to make girls into womenMarriage
by giving them motherhood;
not necessarily by having children.
It was also created to make boys into men
by giving them responsibility.
and a voice to say amen.
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A Tremor In My Heart
I was talking with some friends,
when you appeared out of the blue.
My voice failed in mid-sentence,
at the first sight of you.
When you turned and looked at me,
a tremor in my heart took place.
My heart raced and began thumping.
I saw my dreams in your face.
Your next glance brought with it a smile,
which immediately captured me.
My friends saw the effect you were having,
but you were all I could see.
I apologised for stopping in mid-sentence,
but I had become completely mesmerised.
My friends laughed, jeered and taunted me,
I’m now living with this woman
and she thinks I am her man.
The fact is I really detest her,
but I’m doing the best I can.
I didn’t actually marry her,
her husband invited me in.
Invited, isn’t exactly the truth,
I took his body from him.