Paul Mills

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Paul Mills Quotes

  • ''HELP! !

    I am just 74 years old and every time I look in this mirror there is some OLD man looking back at me.

    I hate these Antique mirrors! !''
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  • ''Germany is known as The Fatherland

    England is known as The Motherland

    So is Babylon known as The Babyland?''
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  • ''The First To See

    I have often wondered about the thoughts in the minds of the first Black man and White man the first time they seen each other''
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  • ''I just throught that I almost forgot to remind you to remember to not let me forget to remember to be home by 5: pm''
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  • ''At 70 years old there is one thing that my children call me that hurts and that is old man. Each time it reminds me of just how little time I may have left''
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  • ''I do not fight fire with fire when I get mad ** I fight fire with inferno''
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  • ''A bird in the hand is better then finding two hungry wolves in the bush''
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  • ''I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory loss''
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  • ''I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth moved''
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  • ''It is so easy for me to quite smoking
    I had done it many times''
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Best Poem of Paul Mills

Bygone Newlyweds

Running her mouth so fast and furious
Making it sound so harsh and serious
Wagging her tongue with all her might
When it comes down to it not much smite
So very often I wish and wonder why
She was not born just a bit more shy

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Vanished forever ye mighty ones
Cursed were you seven hill of torment
Brought forth the butcheries of mankind
Innately deep from ancient descent

Even your bearing was marred by death
Life from one wolf child by the other
Bloodshed besmeared your magic circle
Liken Cane when brother killed brother

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