Peter (Prof) Fox
Times are hard, we're down to our last au pair.
We can't afford a chauffeur and the yacht needs some repair.
What will the neighbours think if the BMW 's last year's?
It's the children I feel sorry for, when they come home full of tears,
'cos their dad 's not got a Bentley and a mistress in Amsterdam.
Hubby has to get by with a tart from Lewisham.
We can't afford birthdays now we have to save,
It costs too much to fly them all to Paris for a rave.
All through their youth the kids had