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Quotes about crime
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I think the crooks have my phone number.My phone has betrayed me to the underworld.I get messages that say I am number three after Donald Trump.My response, my weapon against this kind of counterfeit nocturnal activity is to feign stupid ignorance and keep my bank balance healthy.
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One day I beat the champion sumo wrestler of Japan to a pulp. Admittedly the fellow was dead drunk.My wife has a black belt in Yagyu Ryu style ju jutsu.She is lightning fast with the reflexes of the electric eel.If some lout of a bum wants to make love to my wife he better catch her in the right mood or get the beating of his life.