Quotes

Quotations about Freedom 1. Freedom is a sly word that means Mired in poverty

Very often we must pretend to show pity and shed false tears and make lousy speeches to express our remorse.The terrible truth is that the poor are evil.Then we must sit down with or without them and decide to perpetuate their poverty or end it now.

Quotations about Poverty 1. There is poetic justice in the savagery of the deed.The poor are powerful.If they don't eat we don't sleep. 2. If you are a lawless bandit in your heart and you want someone to commit a crime while you pretend to be a law abiding citizen hire the services of a poor man.That is why the rulers of the world will never end the scourge of poverty as far as I know 4. When the perpetrator is apprehended large quantities of alcoholic beverages are found in his hard stomach. Therefore the consumption of alcohol must be blamed for encouraging people to commit crime 5. In some parts of the world one does not call by name for fear of victimisation the repeat offender is a hero.The other who has not seen the inside of a cell in jail is looked at with loathing and called a half cent man 6. Some young men commit crimes because they are married in jail and they miss their spouses

Quotations about leadership 1. The only thing that succeeds brilliantly to Reduce me to tears is the gullibility of the led.

Family quotations 1. Not everybody must be allowed to marry.Marriage and married life is a talent.And very few can make babies who are born with the quality of genius

Quotes about old age 1. You have no future to look forward.You are past the retirement age.You and the guys of your generation are a good example of what youthful exuberance is not about. You got born at the wrong time.I was born at the right time.The only future that you have is the one that you squandered. 2. In a group of ganja smoking men he blames everything on old age and his poor eyesight.But when a beauty brings eyesight to the blind his eyes follow her movements with the keen eyesight of one whose mind is consumed by the fires of lust

Quotes about crime 1. I think the crooks have my phone number.My phone has betrayed me to the underworld.I get messages that say I am number three after Donald Trump.My response, my weapon against this kind of counterfeit nocturnal activity is to feign stupid ignorance and keep my bank balance healthy. 2. One day I beat the champion sumo wrestler of Japan to a pulp. Admittedly the fellow was dead drunk.My wife has a black belt in Yagyu Ryu style ju jutsu.She is lightning fast with the reflexes of the electric eel.If some lout of a bum wants to make love to my wife he better catch her in the right mood or get the beating of his life.

Quotes about the human mind 1. The guilty mind is always defending the indefensible 2. You know they had you in their minds if your sudden approach is greeted by the long lingering silence

Quotes about Languages 1. Talk to the next fellow in his language and he will follow you like a dog

Quotes about Marriage 1. A daughter-in-law in Africa is a young married woman who is supervised by a bitter old woman 2.Peace is the first casualty when the matriarchal mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law must compete for the same resources 3. Have a chaotic and sad married life if you end every conversations with your wife with an uncalled reference to your mother 4.Warn here about the perils that might befall the marriage if she insists on making any of those incessant phone calls to him.Your wife is not married to your younger brother 5.If they never get embroiled in a blistering argument if they never fight fight to the bitter end and the neighbours do not come to separate them if the marriage is made in heaven like that then the marriage is built on a false foundation stone of lies 6. Many who do not know the pain of losing their first love in their late teens want to behave like infatuated sixteen year olds and have extramarital affairs and destabilize the family 7.When she talks about the visit of her parents her eyes are full of love.When she is told that the relatives of her husband are standing outside in the rain her voice is drunk with the passion of rage