Ajibola Adeoya

Ask Jeebs

If you settle to soon

you obviously wont go very far

If you are aiming for the moon

you shouldn't be gazing at the stars

If your cup is half full

you should be glad

but, If it is half empty

then you really should be sad

If you live in a glass house

they, tell you don't throw stones

but If you have a glass job

you better watch your hand

If you married your best friend

you can relax

but if you married your friends best friend

then, never listen during climax

If you are delivering justice,

your eyes shouldn't be closed

you shouldn't carry a sword and you should please dropp the stones.

If you love your friends

you should at least give 'em a call

If you live far away

you should visit 'em at least once

before you fall in love

you should learn to swim

If you love to win

you should learn to lose

A proud winner is soon humbled by defeat

I heard sandy hands bring oily mouth

guess, that means

If you work

then, you should eat be careful what you give attention to

'cos they are the things that catch you at ease

If you parents are still living

go now and give them a hug

If not for no other reason

than they brought you to this world

If your eyes become heavy

let a tear drop

If your dreams are big

then people should laugh

just as, If your jeans are crazy

dogs would bark don't worry about your humble beginning

Who would have thought, little acorns will become mighty oaks

what you save in money, you waste in time

what you save in time, you waste in money

and If there was ever a time,

you wasted time and money

It's because you didn't really make up your mind

Money has no value except the one you place on it

If not go explain to the tree

that money didn't grow from it

and lastly,

If you're dealing with a pain in the ass, use aspirin

If it wont go, try Di-aspirin

that should work twice as fast if you ask me

but don't ask me,

I really think you should ask Jeebs.

Poem Submitted: Monday, May 14, 2012

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