Rory Hudson

Ballad Of An Aussie Man

On a Sunday evening in September
I began to squeeze my girlfriend’s knockers,
until she told me rather coldly
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  • Chuck Audette (6/10/2009 10:43:00 AM)

    Next time, pay less attention to the knockers(s) , and more to the doorbell. That's the best way to be invited inside. -chuck

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  • Roshni D'Souza (4/30/2009 5:43:00 AM)

    Absolutely loved this...had me in a fit of giggles :) Thanks, roshni.

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  • Raj ArumugamRaj Arumugam (4/22/2009 3:26:00 AM)

    Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
    Loved it, Rory! I just found this poem so delightful and so 'Aussie', that indefinable quality of the country I've grown to love since I moved here (I'm in Brisbane) about 13 years ago!
    Truly refreshing to read a poem in the AAA Aussies style!

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  • Julie Dant (4/21/2009 12:11:00 AM)

    This is completely different from you, RH. I smiled all the way through with your many Aussie terms.Woop Woop? ? ? ? ? Never heard of THAT place.. However...it serves you right to go up in front of the magistrate for your 'pawing' of your Shiela. You'd think you were related to a certain Prof. Tinklepaugh! ! !
    Julie

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