Blue Ocean Math Poem by James D. Faulkner

(Written by a friend of mine. Decided to post it because we thought it was funny at the time. Nothing like my style, so don't get used to it.)

The math of our
Time makes no
Sense, what has the
World come to?
Linear combinations
And graphing points.
W......T.......F? ! ? !
Sometimes, A.K.A.
Today, I make
Good grades that
Decide my fate (My
Phone and Xbox.)
Today I have succeeded in
My life for a
Short period of time.
I will now continue
On my quest for ingenuity
And women, I mean knowledge.

-Zack R. Campbell