Convenience... Poem by Ewen A Morrison

Whenever I ‘GO’ to ‘WC’ -
considering what I ‘need’...
if washing, or for to ‘pee’;
door ajar - yes indeed!
Fitted ‘Heated Towel-rail’ -
does it’s task, and is warm...
certainly efficient, no fail;
cosy indeed, just a charm!

It saves on cost, as it goes -
professional cost = expensive...
price? Well, no one knows ~
prospect, leaves all pensive!
She who didn’t fit the ‘Kit’ -
fails to close, and to save;
bothers me, a fair old bit,
cost of being her knave?

Shall inform my dear wife -
close door and save strife!
(Thanks Rosemary x)