Once upon a toilet wall Poems

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Once Upon A Toilet Wall

Once upon a toilet wall
I penned my poems and scribbled my scrawl..
I wrote of life
and I wrote of death,
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2.
She Wants To Have My Poetic Baby!

Shhhish!
I hear here coming!
Only 2 poem clicks away from finding me now!
Please don't tell her I'm here,
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3.
Clean Suicide

I got myself a body bag
and climbed in nice and neat,

because I know how mad my mom will be
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4.
Practice Never Made Me Perfect

'Around the rock I ran, ' I said
and practiced all my R's.
'Sweeet sister Sally seems so sad',
I lisped, though I tried hard.
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5.
Curse Of Cupid's Dictionary

Where the sun and stars
will never shine
and it rains upon this world,
that's where I left my love life
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6.
Curse Of The Verse

The other day
while I was walkin,
it dawned on me
in verse I’m talkin!
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Whose apartment this is
I think I know.
She's inside making noise though.
So she will not see me stopping here
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8.
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

I used to be self conscious,
My nose was really big!
I broke it nearly fifteen times
I looked just like a pig.!
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9.
Mommy's Whittle Baby

My parents threw me out today!
and I just can't figure why,
I'm well behaved, I'm such a good kid
and I'm only 55
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10.
Would You Still Love Me

Would you still love me,
would you want me,
Would you dream of me every night?
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