(Inspired by N. Coward's 'Nina')
Now this lady Fergie was much too worldly for naive princes;
although her relatives and friends despised spinsters,
she vowed she'd never marry one until she died!
She said: 'I've read romantic novels: where all will grovel,
to the antic and stinking wealth of royals
while claiming them unspoiled,
whereas they couldn't be more pretentious if they tried'.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005